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kysse
#2461 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2014 10:41:28 PM
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washiku wrote:
A couple had a huge fight one night. Going to bed, the husband decided to insult his wife in anger...

Husband: Good night ugly old mother of three...

Wife replied: Good night father of none.

That is how the Gaza war begun.


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sorovi
#2462 Posted : Wednesday, July 30, 2014 2:04:58 PM
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In fact, Lands secretary Charity Ngilu, in a letter that was read to the court said that "doing the best with the resources and time available to us, we have not located any land, title or property registered under the name of Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta."


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Swenani
#2463 Posted : Wednesday, July 30, 2014 3:09:47 PM
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sorovi wrote:
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In fact, Lands secretary Charity Ngilu, in a letter that was read to the court said that "doing the best with the resources and time available to us, we have not located any land, title or property registered under the name of Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta."


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Othelo
#2464 Posted : Wednesday, July 30, 2014 3:40:55 PM
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Swenani wrote:
sorovi wrote:
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In fact, Lands secretary Charity Ngilu, in a letter that was read to the court said that "doing the best with the resources and time available to us, we have not located any land, title or property registered under the name of Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta."


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Swenani
#2465 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 3:22:41 PM
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A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up.

Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku
Magigi: Kwa nini
BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini
Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu
BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako
Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily
Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia
Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Rankaz13
#2466 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:45:34 PM
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Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
Swenani wrote:
A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up.

Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku
Magigi: Kwa nini
BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini
Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu
BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako
Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily
Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia
Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo


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washiku
#2467 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:55:59 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Swenani wrote:
A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up.

Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku
Magigi: Kwa nini
BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini
Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu
BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako
Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily
Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia
Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo


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newfarer
#2468 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:58:27 PM
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Joined: 3/19/2010
Posts: 3,505
Location: Uganda
Rankaz13 wrote:
Swenani wrote:
A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up.

Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku
Magigi: Kwa nini
BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini
Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu
BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako
Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily
Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia
Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo


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littledove
#2469 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 9:07:27 PM
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Joined: 7/1/2014
Posts: 927
Location: sky
Rankaz13 wrote:
[quote=Swenani]A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up.

Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku
Magigi: Kwa nini
BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini
Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu
BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako
Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily
Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia
Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo


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kangi
#2470 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 9:46:36 PM
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Joined: 7/23/2009
Posts: 526
littledove wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
[quote=Swenani]A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up.

Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku
Magigi: Kwa nini
BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini
Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu
BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako
Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily
Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia
Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo


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oi @magigi I hope there was no crest.
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