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What a Tragedy I Had! Range Rover on Fire!
Dr. Dre
#1 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:09:08 PM
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Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html

Don't Work Harder...Work Smarter!
digitek1
#2 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:17:00 PM
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reminds me of what the hare said
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
Impunity
#3 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:19:39 PM
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Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



How were you repatriated back home?
What are the plans for paying back your buddy?
Does your "catch" still respect you?

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harrydre
#4 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:27:02 PM
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digitek1 wrote:
reminds me of what the hare said


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Dr. Dre
#5 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:30:51 PM
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digitek1 wrote:
reminds me of what the hare said


d'oh! smile Shame on you
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Othelo
#6 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:53:55 PM
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From prombox to Range Rover >>>>>>>>> see the results!
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Braza
#7 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:57:36 PM
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harrydre wrote:
digitek1 wrote:
reminds me of what the hare said


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My ribs can't stand some comments.
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Magigi
#8 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:25:23 PM
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Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.

Impunity
#9 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:49:22 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.



And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Magigi
#10 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:04:12 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.


some people deserve no sympathy. He should just have perished in the blaze...

And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile

Coolio
#11 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:06:06 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.



And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile

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Impunity
#12 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:11:34 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.


some people deserve no sympathy. He should just have perished in the blaze...

And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile



Edit your post vizuri, inakaa I'm the one wishing him makueni!
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McReggae
#13 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:14:46 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.


some people deserve no sympathy. He should just have perished in the blaze...

And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile



Edit your post vizuri, inakaa I'm the one wishing him makueni!
Sad Sad


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Impunity
#14 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:16:55 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.


some people deserve no sympathy. He should just have perished in the blaze...

And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile



Edit your post vizuri, inakaa I'm the one wishing him makueni!
Sad Sad


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This is not a laughing matter, I never wish people makueni especially on landing missions! (not moon landing though)

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newfarer
#15 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 12:42:45 AM
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the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?
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maka
#16 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 8:54:05 AM
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newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?

I can bet he never managed to get it up...
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Impunity
#17 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 8:58:39 AM
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newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?


There is nothing as painful as taking an airport all the way to Arusha only to find out that its a vachina.

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lexx
#18 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:10:26 AM
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Impunity wrote:
newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?


There is nothing as painful as taking an airport all the way to Arusha only to find out that its a vachina.

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YoungMulla
#19 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:18:49 AM
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Wololo, this one is moto.
So you took the new catch across the border after borrowing a Range Rover. You must have been expecting some amazing returns for your efforts. Pole bro. Atleast you're safe.

Still waiting for you to answer post #3
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Magigi
#20 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:20:28 AM
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Impunity wrote:
newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?


There is nothing as painful as taking an airport all the way to Arusha only to find out that its a vachina.

Sad Sad Sad


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