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Coolio
#11 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:06:06 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.



And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

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Impunity
#12 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:11:34 PM
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Location: Masada
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.


some people deserve no sympathy. He should just have perished in the blaze...

And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile



Edit your post vizuri, inakaa I'm the one wishing him makueni!
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McReggae
#13 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:14:46 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.


some people deserve no sympathy. He should just have perished in the blaze...

And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile



Edit your post vizuri, inakaa I'm the one wishing him makueni!
Sad Sad


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Impunity
#14 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 8:16:55 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
Tue 22nd was a gloomy day for me. Exchanged my kawaida car with a buddy's 2008 Range Rover HSE. I decided to take my 'new catch' for a road trip to Moshi, TZ through Loitokitok as she loves safaris. A few kms past the border, the SUV came to an emergency stop at 90km/hr. Fortunately none of us was hurt but immediately after we got out, the car was on fire! How that happened, got no idea!

I think Range Rovers are a piece of crap. Very unreliable! So many complaints for a so called 'luxury' brand. Just check here: http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/land_rover.html



...Dude, I am going to be straight with you...
1. There is a whole world of difference between a Range rover and a Toyota 110..
2."A new catch"...who told you va-china tests different on the other side of the border? Who told you?
3. The fact that you had an accident on your first sinful outing with her means she has a bad 'cat'.


some people deserve no sympathy. He should just have perished in the blaze...

And on that point he should get saved since he missed makueni by a va-china whisker!

smile



Edit your post vizuri, inakaa I'm the one wishing him makueni!
Sad Sad


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This is not a laughing matter, I never wish people makueni especially on landing missions! (not moon landing though)

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newfarer
#15 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 12:42:45 AM
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the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?
punda amecheka
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maka
#16 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 8:54:05 AM
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newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?

I can bet he never managed to get it up...
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Impunity
#17 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 8:58:39 AM
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newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?


There is nothing as painful as taking an airport all the way to Arusha only to find out that its a vachina.

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lexx
#18 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:10:26 AM
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Joined: 11/24/2009
Posts: 130
Impunity wrote:
newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?


There is nothing as painful as taking an airport all the way to Arusha only to find out that its a vachina.

Sad Sad Sad



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YoungMulla
#19 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:18:49 AM
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Wololo, this one is moto.
So you took the new catch across the border after borrowing a Range Rover. You must have been expecting some amazing returns for your efforts. Pole bro. Atleast you're safe.

Still waiting for you to answer post #3
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Magigi
#20 Posted : Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:20:28 AM
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Impunity wrote:
newfarer wrote:
the story is incomplete .did you land on the new airport after the fire ?


There is nothing as painful as taking an airport all the way to Arusha only to find out that its a vachina.

Sad Sad Sad


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