Dear Madam
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the secretary
at your office and hereby apply for the job
as a replacement of the dead secretary .
Each time I apply for employment, I get a
reply that there is no vacancy but in this
case, I have caught you red handed and you
have no excuse because while I was in my
hometown for holidays I heard the good
news about his death so i quickly rushed
back to attend the funeral to be sure that he
was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and
his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can't swerve me this time. Give me the
job.
Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Boris Boyka
Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!