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Magigi
#51 Posted : Saturday, July 05, 2014 10:28:57 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
simonkabz wrote:
murchr wrote:
Swenani wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
@Swenani, you will have a nice day, won't you?


Am running short of vaseline and both my hands are now tired


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Mwathani!Laughing out loudly Kysse you did a wise thing, otherwise sijui ungekuwa unatembea aje.

@swenani...kwani you are an elephant that takes 30 hours to 'pour'
rryyzz
#52 Posted : Saturday, July 05, 2014 11:20:46 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/19/2012
Posts: 552
AlphDoti wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Swenani wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
@Swenani, you will have a nice day, won't you?

Am running short of vaseline and both my hands are now tired

@swenani you're sick... oh ogling women all day leads to such sickness. And I hope you'll take my advice and don't walk down the aisle to Church or Monogamous marriage which will lock you forever, because for you, you need 1000 women to be tamed!!!

Ramadan Kareem @Alphadoti.

BTW are you fasting when it comes to landing?

Thank you @swenani. We fast during the day, before sunrise 5am, until sun set 6:45pm. When we fast, we refrain from three things: drinks, food, and 'landing'. So between 6:45pm and 5am in the morning, we can 'land'.

Further details below is you still have time to read...
Males should fulfill the rights of their wives i.e. looking after them. This will prevent women from treading the wrong path. Women should fulfill their husband’s rights and should not make excessive demands on them.

So, what we are doing is fulfilling one of the 5 pillars of Islam - FASTING and DEEP REFLECTING in God.

Just like the other days, we protect the eyes from looking at strange men/women. We always avoid mixed gatherings of men and women. We always refrain from sitting and working in privacy with strange women.

An Hadith says, "Whenever a man is alone with a woman the Devil makes a third."

In Islam, one of the worst sins is Zina. It's one of the worst sin!
God says: "Do not go near zina. It is indeed a shameful and an evil path." (Quran 17:32)

Another hadith speaks to youth saying:
"O young men, who amongst you can afford to get married, should marry, for this will be a means of restraining the eyes from casting an evil glance and keeping one pure and chaste."
@Alph,I always assumed that landing is prohibited during ramadhan.so it's only not allowed during the hours one's fasting.interesting

Ramadhan is the name of the month. Fasting is what we do in that month of Ramadhan. So when we fast during the day, we refrain from the three things above, to develop discipline, train our "nafsi".
learning something new every day,I always assumed ramadhan meant the act of fasting, Kumbe it is the month that's called Ramadhan.
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
Swenani
#53 Posted : Saturday, July 05, 2014 12:00:29 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Wewe @Magigi ulionea wapi elephant ikiland?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Swenani
#54 Posted : Saturday, July 05, 2014 12:02:00 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
simonkabz wrote:
murchr wrote:
Swenani wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
@Swenani, you will have a nice day, won't you?


Am running short of vaseline and both my hands are now tired


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Mwathani!Laughing out loudly Kysse you did a wise thing, otherwise sijui ungekuwa unatembea aje.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
harrydre
#55 Posted : Saturday, July 05, 2014 2:52:41 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
Othelo wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Little Red Riding's Root


Huyu sio yule wa Obama?


Thought so too...
i.am.back!!!!
AlphDoti
#56 Posted : Saturday, July 05, 2014 3:45:36 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
rryyzz wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Swenani wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
@Swenani, you will have a nice day, won't you?

Am running short of vaseline and both my hands are now tired

@swenani you're sick... oh ogling women all day leads to such sickness. And I hope you'll take my advice and don't walk down the aisle to Church or Monogamous marriage which will lock you forever, because for you, you need 1000 women to be tamed!!!

Ramadan Kareem @Alphadoti.

BTW are you fasting when it comes to landing?

Thank you @swenani. We fast during the day, before sunrise 5am, until sun set 6:45pm. When we fast, we refrain from three things: drinks, food, and 'landing'. So between 6:45pm and 5am in the morning, we can 'land'.

Further details below is you still have time to read...
Males should fulfill the rights of their wives i.e. looking after them. This will prevent women from treading the wrong path. Women should fulfill their husband’s rights and should not make excessive demands on them.

So, what we are doing is fulfilling one of the 5 pillars of Islam - FASTING and DEEP REFLECTING in God.

Just like the other days, we protect the eyes from looking at strange men/women. We always avoid mixed gatherings of men and women. We always refrain from sitting and working in privacy with strange women.

An Hadith says, "Whenever a man is alone with a woman the Devil makes a third."

In Islam, one of the worst sins is Zina. It's one of the worst sin!
God says: "Do not go near zina. It is indeed a shameful and an evil path." (Quran 17:32)

Another hadith speaks to youth saying:
"O young men, who amongst you can afford to get married, should marry, for this will be a means of restraining the eyes from casting an evil glance and keeping one pure and chaste."
@Alph,I always assumed that landing is prohibited during ramadhan.so it's only not allowed during the hours one's fasting.interesting

Ramadhan is the name of the month. Fasting is what we do in that month of Ramadhan. So when we fast during the day, we refrain from the three things above, to develop discipline, train our "nafsi".
learning something new every day,I always assumed ramadhan meant the act of fasting, Kumbe it is the month that's called Ramadhan.

@rryyzz knowledge is good. Learning is continuous. Ask anything you want to ask, any question, no boundary, I'm always willing to answer if I know.
kysse
#57 Posted : Saturday, July 05, 2014 7:31:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
murchr wrote:
Swenani wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
@Swenani, you will have a nice day, won't you?


Am running short of vaseline and both my hands are now tired


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Mwathani!Laughing out loudly Kysse you did a wise thing, otherwise sijui ungekuwa unatembea aje.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


huyu anaeza fanya mtu awe na permanent k-legs.
Alpha has began 'operationfind70wivesforswenani so there's hope.
Magigi
#58 Posted : Sunday, July 06, 2014 9:47:45 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
This dude on KTN Checkpoint( I think he is Jubilee) wearing a brown pair of shoes, a black trouser and white pair of socks.... He looks like one of those Kreative Generations comedians...
McReggae
#59 Posted : Monday, July 07, 2014 7:35:07 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Magigi wrote:
This dude on KTN Checkpoint( I think he is Jubilee) wearing a brown pair of shoes, a black trouser and white pair of socks.... He looks like one of those Kreative Generations comedians...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Ngatia!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Magigi
#60 Posted : Monday, July 07, 2014 8:02:49 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
McReggae wrote:
Magigi wrote:
This dude on KTN Checkpoint( I think he is Jubilee) wearing a brown pair of shoes, a black trouser and white pair of socks.... He looks like one of those Kreative Generations comedians...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Ngatia!!!

How do you get out looking like that to appear on a national tv? And I thought kalembe ndile was a poor dresser! It is very unfortunate to have money and no style!
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