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wa P
#1 Posted : Friday, July 04, 2014 12:01:57 PM
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The incumbent may be given some official looking tasks. The official title is 'Inside Sales' or something like that.

You will fetch the boss' lunch, serve him coffee and ensure his office is tidy. You must swing into his office several times an hour; ensure his attention is on you or the work - only.

That way you will ensure other female (and sometimes male) workers can do their jobs without much harassment from the boss.

Daily you have to inspect the boss car at the basement (preferably after lunch)and shall accompany him in field and foreign trips.

Since he is usually the last to leave office, you will be required to lock it up.

Education: You will ideally have gone through 'the' with a BA in something. Proof of completing the course is not necessary. Work experience not mandatory.

Remuneration include official salary (subject to statutory deductions), unofficial salary, collecting and keeping lose change here and there.

Career growth: You may develop a career as lobbyist for other staff and customers.

The job involves lots of travelling. There may be competition from the new hire in HR, but you are expected to win in looks, gear and garb.

This is an equal opportunity position, but due to affirmative action policy in place, female candidates are particularly encouraged to apply.
Othelo
#2 Posted : Friday, July 04, 2014 12:19:50 PM
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Boss is gay! Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
wa P
#3 Posted : Friday, July 04, 2014 2:13:08 PM
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Othelo wrote:
Boss is gay! Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


What do you call the type that want anything with a pulse...sometimes even the table?
radio
#4 Posted : Friday, July 04, 2014 3:33:00 PM
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Hire that Vera Sidisomething socialite
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