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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Othelo wrote:A man walks into a Bar buys a condom, then walks out of the bar laughing hysterically.
The Bartender thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the same man comes back to the bar, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.
This piques the interest of the bartender. What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?
So he tells his waiter, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the same man is back. He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves.
The bartender tells his waiter to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the waiter comes back to the store.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the bartender.
The waiter replies, “Your house.”
 If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Impunity wrote:livie wrote: Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
Can someone explain this to srow people like me? I cant see the fun yet...why kicking her face and how? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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Swenani wrote:Othelo wrote:A man walks into a Bar buys a condom, then walks out of the bar laughing hysterically.
The Bartender thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the same man comes back to the bar, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.
This piques the interest of the bartender. What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?
So he tells his waiter, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the same man is back. He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves.
The bartender tells his waiter to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the waiter comes back to the store.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the bartender.
The waiter replies, “Your house.”
Bloody hell TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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simonkabz wrote:Swenani wrote:Othelo wrote:A man walks into a Bar buys a condom, then walks out of the bar laughing hysterically.
The Bartender thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the same man comes back to the bar, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.
This piques the interest of the bartender. What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?
So he tells his waiter, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the same man is back. He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves.
The bartender tells his waiter to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the waiter comes back to the store.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the bartender.
The waiter replies, “Your house.”
Bloody hell
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote:livie wrote: Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
Can someone explain this to srow people like me? I cant see the fun yet...why kicking her face and how? ...aI know wazua admin will not approve of tjis but it is the only way you can be helped...'when the man saw the half naked girl, the penis that had been taped to the leg got an instant rection ikakata hizo duct tape and kickef her on the face!
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Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528
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A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar and after a number of drinks they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, “See there, baby? That’s 1,000 pounds of dynamite!” She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder’s pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, “See those, baby? That’s 1,000 pounds of dynamite!” She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to run out the door and asks, “Why are you in such a hurry to leave?” She replies, “With 2,000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!” Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528
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Three women walk into a pet shop. Suddenly the parrot yells out, “Yellow, pink, blue.” The first lady says, “That’s funny, I’m wearing yellow underwear.” The second lady says, “Well, I’m wearing pink.” The third lady says, “No way, I’m wearing blue!” To test the parrot, the next day all of them wear white and the parrot shouts, “White! White! White!” The three women are amazed. The final test is on the third day and just as they walk in the parrot yells, “Bald, curly and straight!” They never went there again!! Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2013 Posts: 285 Location: hapakule.
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Magigi wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote:livie wrote: Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
Can someone explain this to srow people like me? I cant see the fun yet...why kicking her face and how? ...aI know wazua admin will not approve of tjis but it is the only way you can be helped...'when the man saw the half naked girl, the penis that had been taped to the leg got an instant rection ikakata hizo duct tape and kickef her on the face! hapana magigi, duct tape haikukatika,  Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:simonkabz wrote:Swenani wrote:Othelo wrote:A man walks into a Bar buys a condom, then walks out of the bar laughing hysterically.
The Bartender thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the same man comes back to the bar, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.
This piques the interest of the bartender. What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?
So he tells his waiter, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the same man is back. He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves.
The bartender tells his waiter to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the waiter comes back to the store.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the bartender.
The waiter replies, “Your house.”
Bloody hell Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/21/2013 Posts: 427
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4lourBliss wrote:Magigi wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote:livie wrote: Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
Can someone explain this to srow people like me? I cant see the fun yet...why kicking her face and how? ...aI know wazua admin will not approve of tjis but it is the only way you can be helped...'when the man saw the half naked girl, the penis that had been taped to the leg got an instant rection ikakata hizo duct tape and kickef her on the face! hapana magigi, duct tape haikukatika, and as a result, it lifted the whole leg
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