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Money Whisperer wrote:leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?
MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?
Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal
ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu
Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.
ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki
Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. Tell her, you wanted to surprise her by forgetting her birthday and see whether she will remember that you forgot her birthday. She will be confused! If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Swenani wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?
MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?
Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal
ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu
Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.
ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki
Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. Tell her, you wanted to surprise her by forgetting her birthday and see whether she will remember that you forgot her birthday. She will be confused!   hio kali. wanaume siwanajua kujitoa kwa manhole "Money never sleeps"
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simonkabz wrote:maka wrote:simonkabz wrote:I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!)  kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages. Actually I realized you can corrupt your way Hiyo inakuanga temporary reprieve.Ukikosea tena anakumbuka makosa ya kitambo. Consistency is better than intensity
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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PeterReborn wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:2012 wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?
MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?
Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal
ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu
Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.
ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki
Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood. respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level. Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies?
BBI will solve it :)
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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2012 wrote:PeterReborn wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:2012 wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?
MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?
Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal
ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu
Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.
ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki
Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood. respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level. Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies? Mwanaume ni variety! The mere fact that you are cheating on her doesn't mean that you don't love/care for her.In fact if you did'nt care/love her, you wont cheat on her;you will just dump her If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/3/2014 Posts: 1,063
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2012 wrote:PeterReborn wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:2012 wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?
MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?
Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal
ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu
Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.
ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki
Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood. respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level. Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies? True.But he wants to have his cake and eat it.If he tells her that he just want to bed her she will walk away.He doesnt want to fully commit to her because he wants to continue eating Wa Gas. Consistency is better than intensity
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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PeterReborn wrote:simonkabz wrote:maka wrote:simonkabz wrote:I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!) kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages. Actually I realized you can corrupt your way Hiyo inakuanga temporary reprieve.Ukikosea tena anakumbuka makosa ya kitambo. Hiyo temporary sawa kabisa. I'd rather postpone the fire-spitting TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Swenani wrote:2012 wrote:PeterReborn wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:2012 wrote:Money Whisperer wrote:leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?
MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?
Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal
ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu
Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.
ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki
Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood. respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level. Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies? Mwanaume ni variety! The mere fact that you are cheating on her doesn't mean that you don't love/care for her.In fact if you did'nt care/love her, you wont cheat on her;you will just dump her Consistency is better than intensity
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