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simonkabz		#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:20:44 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon		I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!) TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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PeterReborn		#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:22:21 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/3/2014 Posts: 1,063		Money Whisperer wrote: 2012 wrote: Money Whisperer wrote: leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked? MSUPA: nikuulize kitu? Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good. ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what? MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood. respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level. Consistency is better than intensity
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Magigi		#13 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:22:55 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas).
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harrydre		#14 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:26:45 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo		Money Whisperer wrote: washiku wrote: Ili iwe funzo...maybe you two should be friends on FB...it can be reminding you. Ama being friends FB is a no go zone? rule of the game we are not friends on FB. being friends on FB is like accompanying her to hens night outs and chamas. i believe you have a smartphone, weka hizo reminders a day/week before the b/day...to repeat annually never to expire :) of course until you break up! i.am.back!!!!
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maka		#15 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:30:23 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi		simonkabz wrote: I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!) kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages. possunt quia posse videntur
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chemos		#16 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:32:47 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799		Magigi wrote: Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). Hapo ameshinda..... Hiyo Gas ni ya Total ama Kenol...
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Money Whisperer		#17 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:36:09 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/7/2010 Posts: 728 Location: Wazuaville		chemos wrote: Magigi wrote: Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). Hapo ameshinda..... Hiyo Gas ni ya Total ama Kenol... ni ile inaitwa Wa-jiko "Money never sleeps"
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Money Whisperer		#18 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:37:44 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/7/2010 Posts: 728 Location: Wazuaville		PeterReborn wrote: Money Whisperer wrote: leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked? MSUPA: nikuulize kitu? Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good. ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what? MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. Wacha pia Bibi akule kidogo hata huyu Jack wa gas amekula sana. "Money never sleeps"
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simonkabz		#19 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:51:01 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon		maka wrote: simonkabz wrote: I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!) kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages. Actually I realized you can corrupt your way TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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simonkabz		#20 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:55:40 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon		Money Whisperer wrote: PeterReborn wrote: Money Whisperer wrote: leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked? MSUPA: nikuulize kitu? Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good. ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what? MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush. Wacha pia Bibi akule kidogo hata huyu Jack wa gas amekula sana. .......hence the gas TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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