We met last evening. It was a long time, we agreed.
"What do you do nowadays?" She asked.
"Well, I write nasty stories that reside deep in my dirty mind" I said with a straight face.
"Oh really?" She gashed. I have a dirty little story, would you write it for me? She asked.
"Of course. Tell it to me." I said.
Well folks, here goes. It is cold and that cup of whatever poison you take will not be good enough, so partake to your mind of a hot cup of..... and help battle the cold.
Enjoy.