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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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How to burry a Luo #DEAD Read it jana and I was fetched from the ground dying of laughter my ribs are aching  the part about light skins (tuyellow yellows) and its not biogas its your ass , silly dammnit "The further a luo comes from an electric line the more abnoxious and loud he is" Mukiri wrote:You know you are far deep in luo-land when a horde of shrieking and excited half naked luo children run after your car, wanting to touch it. By this time you will be too tired and too hungry to bother lifting your android phone to Instagram this moment. And whatever you do, don’t ask your hosts “aren’t these kids supposed to be in school?” It’s brash. It’s also none of your business. But should you feel you just have to (because you are one of those NGO types yoked with humanitarian piousness) you will be told, deservedly, that, “ Luo children are born learned, they only go to school to calibrate their brilliance.” And you would have deserved that answer. - Read more "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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In the meantime, can somebody find for me that Embu girl.it will be a long time before Ochang heals to start landing If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/5/2010 Posts: 2,459
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Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts.
Pole I don't know how to post links.
He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar.
He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/6/2011 Posts: 391 Location: Nairobi
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FRM2011 wrote:Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts.
Pole I don't know how to post links.
He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar.
He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me. Here you go .. BikozuluBikozulu"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Stephen Wright
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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He is hands down one of the most entertaining writers in Kenya. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/2/2011 Posts: 629 Location: Nai
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How to bury a Luo is a masterpiece!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948
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the one he talked about Farouq....and the "alley tales". super!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,905
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The Bri'ish denied a young luo man from Kendu Bay entry to the United feakin Kingdom. He penned a lethal missive http://bikozulu.co.ke/visa-denied/On the balance of probability, Mr Smith did not foresee this outcome
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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muganda wrote:The Bri'ish denied a young luo man from Kendu Bay entry to the United feakin Kingdom. He penned a lethal missive http://bikozulu.co.ke/visa-denied/On the balance of probability, Mr Smith did not foresee this outcome Smith doesnt even know he sent the letter to Biko, but that was an awesome read. And the response makes it even more epic "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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muganda wrote:The Bri'ish denied a young luo man from Kendu Bay entry to the United feakin Kingdom. He penned a lethal missive http://bikozulu.co.ke/visa-denied/On the balance of probability, Mr Smith did not foresee this outcome now the onus is on them.... the pen is mightier than the sword. i just love the way the guy writes. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/14/2011 Posts: 171
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this guy is good. best Kenyan blogger. He should write a book. You kill bird...bird dead snake come.
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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masukuma wrote:muganda wrote:The Bri'ish denied a young luo man from Kendu Bay entry to the United feakin Kingdom. He penned a lethal missive http://bikozulu.co.ke/visa-denied/On the balance of probability, Mr Smith did not foresee this outcome now the onus is on them.... the pen is mightier than the sword. i just love the way the guy writes. On the comment section one guy stated that from the shores, onus sounds like the male version of anus according to their naming rights. This is interesting.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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butterflyke wrote:kiterunner wrote:muganda wrote:I read and reread BikoZulu's A power nap in the ditch...The style in that short story, quick paced, short sentences, describing the characters look, mind, biases - very unique. Okay there have been other narratives that follow the same flow, even a movie like Changing Lanes. But not many writers I've read tell a Kenyan story so effectively. I read somewhere Jackson Biko has some respect for Pala Oyunga (denizen of old relationships). But as with all students, he surpassed his master. He writes very well though their styles are slightly different. Pala mostly writes on relationships with a tinge of male chauvinism which makes him popular with men while Biko tells the contemporary Kenyan story with shock humour with a unique style. PS Is your first name Clay? If it is I think you are one of the most objective writers in NMG (With Muriithi Mutiga). Every other Kenyan columnist at NMG dons orange/red goggles from time to time IMO Clay Muganda, Muriithi Mutiga, Mutuma Mathiu..... how dare they imply that he is living under the poverty line and his car uses 56 bob to ignite. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,905
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Onus, it's not a bum deal. The 'laid back diplomat who sings in the choir' responds. What's a man to do if the damn blog has been trending 48hrs now. I infer Biko may have applied late, insufficient documentation, and people do not get favours for personal contacts (but I figure he'll get it on reapply).
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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pleasecallme wrote:this guy is good. best Kenyan blogger. He should write a book. ooh yes, he has a way with his words...it's pure joy reading his stuff. i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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Biko is amazing.. and all his stories are unique and not forgettable. The first i ever read was 'Alley tales' then 'Sabina joy'. totally hilarious & witty Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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