I am that point in life where I am faced with one of the most important decisions in life, like whom to marry. As you can imagine, a girl like me has undeniably a lot of suitors hot on her heels. (I am not bragging). I thought I should write you a letter to let you know of few expectations I have in mind- more like terms and conditions of being Mr. Njoki.

I like finer things in life: So you must work hard. I will not marry a lazy, poor man. I am assuming that if I have agreed to marry you, you must be moneyed. I am sorry if I sound like a gold-digger, but love never fed anyone. Therefore, you must provide that good life I have always dreamed of. Our children (I want one, but I know you’ll want two, so we can compromise) must attend good schools. Not the academies in the estate, I am talking high-end schools. Therefore, prepare yourself to cough good money when it comes to educating Chege and Wairimu. (I already have names for them). We must live in a leafy address and I will not agree to drive my small car anymore once I am married to you. My advice is that you start investing now.

My father will always be in the picture: So deal with it. Again, if I have decided to marry you, then daddy must have really, really and I mean really like you. He must have called you ‘Son’ at least once or twice, in a coded language to show me that he approves of you. My dad and i are inseparable, we talk four to five times a day and we text and WhatsApp each other a lot. Don’t feel jealous because were it not for daddy, you wouldn’t have a wife.
Your mother: Could be my best-friend or worst enemy. Mothers of men I have dated before tend to like me even though they thought my dresses a little too short and heels too high. I am not the type to pretend to wear those long, sweeping Kitenge dresses when meeting potential mothers-in-law, it’s just not in me to pretend. Therefore, should your mother like or dislike me, I want you to promise me that the leading lady in your life will always be me and you will always take my side. On the same breath, I don’t want to fight for your attention with our daughter Wairimu. I want you to love us all equally, but love me a little more.

Just checked her blog. Must be someone seeking relevance or some really terrible woman who will be the undisputed boss in her home-no mkate nusu arrangement

she has decided her kids in her future marriage will be named after her parents, deal with it!


see this article

Countryman is banned.

I must admit that there is something about the lure of the married man. Married men are mature, know how to treat a lady and most know what women want. Needless to say that most are moneyed and do not mind spending a fortune on you. The problem is that in most cases wives have no idea what kind of jewels they have in their possession and usually take these men for granted. They don’t do the things they used to do before they were married, they make no effort to keep the marital fire burning and most are no longer attractive to their husbands. I am just saying the truth.

The truth is, number ones these days have put their guard down. They are lazy and aloof. They think because they have rings on their fingers and babies to boot, that their work is done. They think that they have arrived, so they sit back, relax and wish life away. As a result, good men are going to waste, enduring slow, painful deaths in boring marriages and relationships. Their lives have been ridden off the excitement and adrenaline rush that made life what it is. The juice of their relationships has been sucked off by mundane routines that characterize their lives. Their love lives are on their beds if not already dead.

maybe the 'jonalists' can assist, it's not even on her twitter handle, yet Nation gave her a full page on Sato!

She needs a Nigerian like Vera Sidika's boy friend.(I didn't know who this Sidika is until last Friday BTW)

The Nigerian, who works in the oil sector like some Nigerian wazuan, is splashing money on her. Her weave was worth KES 185,000, her shoes $3,500

It depend on the angle the pic was taken plus the time of the month!

All the above photos are one and the same person

....so tulitukanwo!!!!!

Wouldnt be bothered by a chic who was in Form 1 in 2005.