Yaanj I have been lengaing this thread and it was about Njeri-Oyatta....poor lady, thought Dave would go running after her, now very desperate.

I have bro (41), some ka middle level manager with one kid......it is quite different, for one they are very confident, don't play mind games, bring some serious gymnast and romance skills, they look well after themselves so the physique is still good - and have their own plush homes - with fresh clothes for the day after so that I wouldn't have to trudge to machinani to change. Its like having a perfect wife without the normal day to day drudgery. You relax and get pampered. Its briliant. You may never have the stomach for the nonsense the twentysomethings throw your way ever again.
But resist the temptation to call this Njeri one, she is troubled, not worth it.

I think trying one might be my mid year resolution but certainly not this Njeri lady, she is a hell in earth

So you want to tell us they usually have stock ya mwaka S,M,L,X,XXXXL et al ama ni free wear & do you return after use? Kweli dunia imepasuka!

Nah...that one kept about 3 changes. She bought them (including a set of boxers)...si anajua size, and the ones left after changing, would be washed and ironed. It wasnt a hit and run, it lasted a while.
Dont be ageists gentlemen, explore. Women are at the height of their powers at this time.