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Tiger Woods
Magigi
#1 Posted : Tuesday, December 01, 2009 12:36:49 PM
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...a man crashes his car in his compound as he leaves. His wife crashes the back windscreen with a golf club to free her husband. The husband is freed and thanks his wife for that actin.
...Now the US police are chasing a citizen to record a statement. WHY on earth? The man did not hurt anybody, he did not destroy anybody's property, he is not claiming anything from anybody neither is anybody claiming anything from him.
...Being the highest earning sportsman to have ever lived, there is concern from the paparazzis - (sp-still no spellchecker!)
...but hey, wait a minute! These things happen all the time all over the world. A woman has the right to chase her husband with a mwiko or a golf club and that is should not be anybody's business!!!
callaspade
#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 01, 2009 12:46:49 PM
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@magigi... if what the tabloids are saying about that gold digger is true.... I have no words,Tiger will break my heart and my mamas too and many more too.
he has to do a lot of damage control plus he is supposed to be teeing off this thursday somewhere
Magigi
#3 Posted : Tuesday, December 01, 2009 12:58:48 PM
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@callaspade
...the guy has quit playing this coming game. I agree. He has to do some damage control. Remember much of his money comes from adverts and endorsements. Companies may just cease using him. Poor guy. I think, in as much as he is a private person he needs to come out and expalin to the world whether his wife could not make his dick stand at that wee hour and had to go looking for his mpango wa kando to make it happen. This is becoming hilarious by the second.....
callaspade
#4 Posted : Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:10:50 PM
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@magigi..True,but when he fails,all the people with the same colour of skin are also in trouble.
the so called black race must keep on excelling and fighting.
look at Obama,michael jordan,hamilton etc.. we must keep having these role models for our future to take shape.
If they fail,we all are failures in the pink mans eyes.I saw on another thread here pretty talking about tommy hilfiger....
i also do what very very few blacks are allowed to do in this country and i do it well(not bragging).never failed.now they respect me,am almost branding(jokes).
tiger must come out stronger !
callaspade
#5 Posted : Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:15:41 PM
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now in green.

@magigi..True,but when he fails,all the people with the same colour of skin are also in trouble.
the so called black race must keep on excelling and fighting.
look at Obama,michael jordan,hamilton etc.. we must keep having these role models for our future to take shape.
If they fail,we all are failures in the pink mans eyes.I saw on another thread here pretty talking about tommy hilfiger....
i also do what very very few blacks are allowed to do in this country and i do it well(not bragging).never failed.now they respect me,am almost branding(jokes).
tiger must come out stronger !

FundamentAli
#6 Posted : Tuesday, December 01, 2009 2:04:51 PM
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The guy is hiding from the police allegedly because all the scratch marks and bruises he has are from the beating by dear wife.
Magigi
#7 Posted : Tuesday, December 01, 2009 2:28:24 PM
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@F...Ali
...can't a man get scratches all overface from his wife and be left alone? Many of us do and we do walk to our offices but of course tell our colleagues that a cat messed you when you were asleep
Phaoro
#8 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 5:46:33 PM
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Tiger play leads to scratches Sad Seems like Tiger prefers making a few strokes than a hole in one smile
cmbisi
#9 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 12:06:28 AM
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tiger is scrwd.te last place yu shud have a crash is outside yo home.i dnt care wetha sober or under te influence,yu got to find yo parkin.ts scandal wil popularize golf mo than he eva did on that green patch of land n yu wonder y te sponsors r goin nowhere!perfect biznes
blood in blood out
Cupcake
#10 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 7:10:53 AM
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Tiger Busted

Us Weekly magazine reports that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world's No. 1 golfer.

In the voicemail released by the magazine, a man says to Grubbs:

"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."


According to the magazine, (the other woman)Grubbs said she was 21 when she was approached by Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub on April 13, 2007. The magazine said the meeting "progressed into a clandestine on-and-off affair" that lasted nearly three years and included hundreds of texts.

"I hope he can forgive me for doing this and I know he probably can't," Grubbs is quoted as saying. "Whatever happens with Elin, I hope Tiger and I can reconnect and remain good friends."

mlefu
#11 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 7:31:46 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE&feature=player_embedded



whats wrong with having a side kick if your wife is from Nyeri!!!!!!
mwanahisa
#12 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 10:15:36 AM
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I trust Tiger can recover from this one. Like him or not, Tiger is one hell of a black icon and I bet you, the WASPs have been itching to have a go at him. And by the way, do not forget he is married to a really blonde Swede. That must sure be getting to them!
McReggae
#13 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 11:58:33 AM
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Wise man Tiger Woods.,he has a pre-nup!!.I expected him to be wiser and indeed he is.Reportedly,the couple had an agreement that stipulated they must remain married for 10 years in order for Elin to collect a settlement of $20 million in case of divorce.He earns 110 million$/yr.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Kaigangio
#14 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 12:36:08 PM
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Hi guys,

with all the bashing and sympathy to tiger, one thing should be clear....Tiger Woods is not a black man
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Magigi
#15 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 1:10:19 PM
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@Kaiganjo
...and he despises black men. Infact he said it openly that he is not a 'brother'. So this whiteman is in deep shit!!!...
McReggae
#16 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 4:46:59 PM
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C'mon the nigga got black blood in him!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
callaspade
#17 Posted : Friday, December 04, 2009 9:39:26 AM
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Woods made his remarks on "Oprah," when he was asked if it bothered him to be called an African-American. "It does," he said. "Growing up, I came up with this name: I'm a 'Cablinasian.'" As in Caucasian-black-Indian-Asian. Woods has a black father (or to be precise, if I am interpreting Woods' reported ancestry correctly, a half-black, one-quarter American Indian, one-quarter white father) and a Thai mother (or, with the same caveat, a half-Thai, half-Chinese mother). "I'm just who I am," Woods told Oprah Winfrey, "whoever you see in front of you."

But just "who I am" remained contested ground. According to Time magazine, Woods' coming out as a Cablinasian caused "a mini-racial firestorm ... Woods' remarks infuriated many African Americans who ... see him as a traitor ... Some blacks saw Woods' assertion of a multiracial identity as a sellout that could touch off an epidemic of 'passing.'" Light-skinned Colin Powell, responding to Woods' comments, "In America, which I love from the depths of my heart and soul, when you look like me, you're black."
anasazi
#18 Posted : Friday, December 04, 2009 11:20:41 AM
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Wah. Woods blundered bigtime. The rich also cry
Form is temporary, class is permanent
Waria
#19 Posted : Friday, December 04, 2009 2:22:05 PM
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http://www.businessdaily...g1acz/-/tiger+woods.jpg

He sure doesnt look black to me....and that wife ....true slopes
FundamentAli
#20 Posted : Monday, December 14, 2009 1:44:07 PM
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Tiger screwed and Golf screwed.

Apparently, the Tiger has a very large fandom worldwide. Golf ratings went up because of him. He brings money to the game. Golf needs the Tiger. The Golf Associations are already in a panic mode about the whole saga and how it will affect their purses. They are all begging 'Please come back'
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