Kaka Sunguch wrote:Swenani wrote:urstill1 wrote:Now according to Maddo these are the stats:
Mine are as follows for a fish to eaten dry fry with kachumbari, no folk and knife.
Face: 10%
- forehead: 2%
- lips 5%
- face-structure 3%
Breads: 20%
The bigger and noon time pointing the better.
Tummy: 10%
I like flat tummy
Behind: 20%
Legs: 30%
Misc: 5%
So by a lady having a nice behind, good breads, eye-catching behind and marvellous mazigwembes, I can give anything to land.
For a repeat eating stats change: 50% performance on the prior landings and 50% on the above stats. As for fish for keeps 50% tabia and 50% above. What are your figures? Ladies nyinyi ni mfuko tu and maybe landing.
Mine are as follows
-98% depending on the willingness of the fish
-2% depending on how horny I am
Samaki ni samaki.I don't discriminate.
For repeated landings
100% on her prior performance.
Hata kama anakaa kiatu
My survey has it that the kiatus are the most delicious fish.....
Kwanja ile nduru utapigiwa usiku kucha, wacha tu.
The fair looking chics on the other hand are more worried how you gonna dis-member their nyothi!
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