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Jus Blazin		#91 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 7:59:46 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966		Impunity wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Impunity wrote: smano wrote: Impunity wrote: smano wrote: ecstacy wrote: commando wrote: This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. There is a guy who says he is on 400+ and is under 38yrs. Don't know what he tells ladies but I've seen him in action. Eish. That one requires exorcism of cosmic proportions to disengage all those soul ties. Unless you're a porn star there are some numbers that should not be "achieved" Like someone has mentioned, there's no machismo in eating a shoal of fish. After eating a lot of fish, one realizes there's more pleasure in enjoying well prepared fish and looking forward to it What is this average number that any man should aspire to achieve? Numbers are relative...I suspect sarcasm hapa lakini nitaendelea kusema kwamba mjadala kuhusu nambari ya samaki mtu amekula haifai kua mjadala...there are virgins reading this thread as we speak Does someone who has eaten twins be counted to have eaten two or one? #hides Depends. Twins can be XX and XX, XX and XY or XY and XY. So either you ate or you were the dish. I hope you know who @smano is... Be reading my posts with a keen eye! Haha, its called deflecting. Of course I knew what/who you were talking about. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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washiku		#92 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:15:01 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Swenani		#93 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:34:01 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		washiku wrote: @wamapisha you didn't find a photo to express yourself? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Obi 1 Kanobi		#94 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:29:02 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017		FRM2011 wrote: commando wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: McReggae wrote: Huyu jamaa anatuenjoy sasa!!! True Nimesema ukweli. Sijui ni which part you people think I have lied. I started this thread to share my concerns. I know I want to change, but anytime i see good fish, i relapse into my old habits. I desire to do good, but i find myself quite frequently wanting to eat different fish. Pole @commando, but most of us think you are a journalist with the sub-standard looking for a story for crazy Monday. We are reading it for the entertainment value, especially the responses. Thats just about right. Good old commando is trying to get everyone here to piece together a story line for him. "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Mukiri		#95 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2014 1:17:15 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222		McReggae wrote: commando wrote: Mukiri wrote: I pray that Jesus Christ has mercy on you and wakes you up to what is really going on here. Fornication and adultery is nothing to be proud of. It's a lie; you should be ashamed. Imagine how your anus would look like if that number of men had landed on you. Wisen up I agree Pastor. But are you allowed to say some words in public like ...your..... ? Lakini pastor pia saa zingine, the anus is never meant for landings as opposed to the vagina which is designed for it!!! The idea here is using somebody/being used to meet feeble needs. And the word is to jolt somebody into reality. That said, if help is indeed being sought, there are sex-addicts counselors. Google. Just don't go to that Matheka fella, utakwisha. Proverbs 19:21
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kysse		#96 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2014 6:58:30 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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kelele.com		#97 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:12:05 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/28/2010 Posts: 293 Location: Gigiri		wacha ufala..unaringa na 30 kindu fish in 20 years. I have eaten like 20 a year for the last 6 years, na bado kuna wenye hu average 50 a year. u need to up your game Sina Signature. NKT
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Impunity		#98 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:42:52 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		kelele.com wrote: wacha ufala..unaringa na 30 kindu fish in 20 years. I have eaten like 20 a year for the last 6 years, na bado kuna wenye hu average 50 a year. u need to up your game Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity		#99 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:44:45 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		kelele.com wrote: wacha ufala..unaringa na 30 kindu fish in 20 years. I have eaten like 20 a year for the last 6 years, na bado kuna wenye hu average 50 a year. u need to up your game Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Intelligentsia		#100 Posted : Thursday, April 17, 2014 11:29:44 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436		Naomba tufafanue tendo DINYA, ikiwa ni NGELI ya Di-Nya. 1. the past tense of this verb would be... a) nilidinya..........contentment b) nilimdinya.........gossip c) niliwadinya........pride d) nilijidinya........honesty, in an era of ‘self-service’ or 'one-some' e) nilidinywa.........self-esteem issues 2. future tense... a) nitadinya..........aimless ambition b) nitamdinya.........hope 3. just did it (immediate past)... a) nimedinya.........a mixture of 1(a) and 1(b) b) nimedinywa........self esteem issue revisited. 4. a slight change in intonation introduces an element of doubt a) amedinya?.........player hating b) atamdinya?........player hating w/ a little fear c)watamdinya?........implication of sluttiness 5. the ngeli thus, has to be m-wa.... a) mdinyaji/ wadinyaji....what we all aspire to be b) aliyedinywa/ waliodinywa...the freaks amongst us. 6.Where size matters a) kadinya/ kalidinywa… hali ya udogo (mfanya na mfanyiwa) d) Kidinya….ISO Certified fishmonger, eats anything female so long as it has a pulse.
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