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Swenani
#11 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:27:00 PM
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commando wrote:
Swenani wrote:
It is indeed regrettable that at the age of 33 you have only managed 44.A ruleof dictates that for every year you are alive you should at least eat 3 fish.

By now you should be at 100.


You cannot count from year 1. Unless if you start eating fish before you are even weaned.


The first 16/17 years should be recovered when you join campus and during your first years of work. During the first years of work before marriage you can easily manage to eat 30 fish in a year
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dunkang
#12 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:33:27 PM
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Swenani wrote:
commando wrote:
Swenani wrote:
It is indeed regrettable that at the age of 33 you have only managed 44.A ruleof dictates that for every year you are alive you should at least eat 3 fish.

By now you should be at 100.


You cannot count from year 1. Unless if you start eating fish before you are even weaned.


The first 16/17 years should be recovered when you join campus and during your first years of work. During the first years of work before marriage you can easily manage to eat 30 fish in a year

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Angelica _ann
#13 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:36:40 PM
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Stop before the world stops you by brother. Decide and settle on one fish or two permanently. The day you will be at KNH ukihara, nobody will support you but gossip about it ... how you will be off soon!
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Impunity
#14 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:40:40 PM
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commando wrote:
This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish
I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine.


I hope among those 44 fishes are not sluts, I hope you mean real fish which you really seduce and land with great satisfaction.

If your 44 included sluts then you are gravely below par as per national fish eating record and you need to up your appetite.
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Impunity
#15 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:47:19 PM
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commando wrote:
Remembered four more fish, now at 48.

@swenani
I may be doing badly but last year i had like 6 active fish at the same time. There is a day i ate two, one during the day and the other one at night. And its not that i have eaten each fish once, its several times. If a tatoo was made on me each time i have eaten fish, my whole body would look like 'The you will never walk alone's' Skirtel's arm


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quicksand
#16 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:48:35 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Stop before the world stops you by brother. Decide and settle on one fish or two permanently. The day you will be at KNH ukihara, nobody will support you but gossip about it ... how you will be off soon!

Its the women who don't like the makobosto most of the time. They ask a dude to remove it citing discomfort. This is even when they havent tested or known each other for long. Many men have gone through this and can confirm. It is baffling.
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McReggae
#17 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:49:08 PM
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Is this not the dude who was complaining about the wife the other day!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae
#18 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:51:06 PM
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quicksand wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Stop before the world stops you by brother. Decide and settle on one fish or two permanently. The day you will be at KNH ukihara, nobody will support you but gossip about it ... how you will be off soon!

Its the women who don't like the makobosto most of the time. They ask a dude to remove it citing discomfort. This is even when they havent tested or known each other for long. Many men have gone through this and can confirm. It is baffling.


Eti I want the smoking gun, not jwala!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#19 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 5:54:45 PM
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quicksand wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Stop before the world stops you by brother. Decide and settle on one fish or two permanently. The day you will be at KNH ukihara, nobody will support you but gossip about it ... how you will be off soon!

Its the women who don't like the makobosto most of the time. They ask a dude to remove it citing discomfort. This is even when they havent tested or known each other for long. Many men have gone through this and can confirm. It is baffling.


Talking from first hand experience, huh?

ION: @angelica_ann is on record to say that makobosto causes her rashes on her airport...she is allergic to rubber, kweli rongo?
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Euge
#20 Posted : Tuesday, April 15, 2014 6:00:53 PM
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Impunity wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Stop before the world stops you by brother. Decide and settle on one fish or two permanently. The day you will be at KNH ukihara, nobody will support you but gossip about it ... how you will be off soon!

Its the women who don't like the makobosto most of the time. They ask a dude to remove it citing discomfort. This is even when they havent tested or known each other for long. Many men have gone through this and can confirm. It is baffling.


Talking from first hand experience, huh?

ION: @angelica_ann is on record to say that makobosto causes her rashes on her airport...she is allergic to rubber, kweli rongo?


Leave a sister alone. THat is her experience not yours.
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