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AlphDoti
#81 Posted : Thursday, April 10, 2014 12:36:21 PM
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McReggae wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
@Mc didn't I tell you wewe tu ni expert ya hizi ma-phombe na phangi? Unaharibu vijana hapa mbaya. Where did your friend @jona the "weed" expert go?

And I hear there is an organization which has a fleet of motorbikes going around the city checking out alco-blow locations and report back to its customers d'oh!

smile

Sema you saw a business opportunity and setup "alcowatchbike" enterprises smile
McReggae
#82 Posted : Thursday, April 10, 2014 12:53:45 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
AlphDoti wrote:
McReggae wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
@Mc didn't I tell you wewe tu ni expert ya hizi ma-phombe na phangi? Unaharibu vijana hapa mbaya. Where did your friend @jona the "weed" expert go?

And I hear there is an organization which has a fleet of motorbikes going around the city checking out alco-blow locations and report back to its customers d'oh!

smile

Sema you saw a business opportunity and setup "alcowatchbike" enterprises smile


Boss in this day and era, nobody requires Bikes to know where alcoblow is!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
urstill1
#83 Posted : Thursday, April 10, 2014 2:38:35 PM
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Joined: 9/6/2013
Posts: 1,446
Location: In a house
McReggae wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Best is to boil it in a pot (that is why it is called pot uko majuu) and cover it nicely. Then you cover yourselve with blanket with the pot inside steaming. You will be high, treated and saunaed (triple, 3 in 1 resulst) chap chap. Repeat after 3 months though can be adictived!


Is this real life experience?


Iganamagana, Yes, Kwani how do you get stoned in Nairobi?

If you smoke, your neighbours can smell it 20 metres away unless you smoke while spraying airfreshner for each and every puff you exhale


Just go to 'THE' grounds hapo karibu na Chiromo and smoke away with no fear!!!!


Karibu na hiyo temporarily steel bridge!

Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking


You have to be closer to the pitch, hata kuna ball ya watu wa vangi!!!!


Ngai Mwathani! I need to explore the real Nairobi. Now I know why innocent looking guys wanafanya vituko hazieleweki.


If you see big cars parked hapo UON grounds ni watu wanavuta vangi bila worries!!!


Kweli kabsa. Ball inachezwa nyuma ya goal post na bangi inavutwa at the end of the tarmac on an elevated ground. Guys come to smoke pretending they are playing ball. Hata madam wako!!.
McReggae
#84 Posted : Thursday, April 10, 2014 2:43:03 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
urstill1 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Best is to boil it in a pot (that is why it is called pot uko majuu) and cover it nicely. Then you cover yourselve with blanket with the pot inside steaming. You will be high, treated and saunaed (triple, 3 in 1 resulst) chap chap. Repeat after 3 months though can be adictived!


Is this real life experience?


Iganamagana, Yes, Kwani how do you get stoned in Nairobi?

If you smoke, your neighbours can smell it 20 metres away unless you smoke while spraying airfreshner for each and every puff you exhale


Just go to 'THE' grounds hapo karibu na Chiromo and smoke away with no fear!!!!


Karibu na hiyo temporarily steel bridge!

Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking


You have to be closer to the pitch, hata kuna ball ya watu wa vangi!!!!


Ngai Mwathani! I need to explore the real Nairobi. Now I know why innocent looking guys wanafanya vituko hazieleweki.


If you see big cars parked hapo UON grounds ni watu wanavuta vangi bila worries!!!


Kweli kabsa. Ball inachezwa nyuma ya goal post na bangi inavutwa at the end of the tarmac on an elevated ground. Guys come to smoke pretending they are playing ball. Hata madam wako!!.


Unaifahamu vizuri kabisa!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
ZZE123
#85 Posted : Thursday, April 10, 2014 2:50:38 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/21/2008
Posts: 2,490
AlphDoti wrote:
McReggae wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
@Mc didn't I tell you wewe tu ni expert ya hizi ma-phombe na phangi? Unaharibu vijana hapa mbaya. Where did your friend @jona the "weed" expert go?

And I hear there is an organization which has a fleet of motorbikes going around the city checking out alco-blow locations and report back to its customers d'oh!

smile

Sema you saw a business opportunity and setup "alcowatchbike" enterprises smile

@Alpha - please give me the contacts of the motorbike guys. They will come in handy kesho!
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
urstill1
#86 Posted : Thursday, April 10, 2014 2:59:51 PM
Rank: User


Joined: 9/6/2013
Posts: 1,446
Location: In a house
McReggae wrote:
urstill1 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Best is to boil it in a pot (that is why it is called pot uko majuu) and cover it nicely. Then you cover yourselve with blanket with the pot inside steaming. You will be high, treated and saunaed (triple, 3 in 1 resulst) chap chap. Repeat after 3 months though can be adictived!


Is this real life experience?


Iganamagana, Yes, Kwani how do you get stoned in Nairobi?

If you smoke, your neighbours can smell it 20 metres away unless you smoke while spraying airfreshner for each and every puff you exhale


Just go to 'THE' grounds hapo karibu na Chiromo and smoke away with no fear!!!!


Karibu na hiyo temporarily steel bridge!

Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking


You have to be closer to the pitch, hata kuna ball ya watu wa vangi!!!!


Ngai Mwathani! I need to explore the real Nairobi. Now I know why innocent looking guys wanafanya vituko hazieleweki.


If you see big cars parked hapo UON grounds ni watu wanavuta vangi bila worries!!!


Kweli kabsa. Ball inachezwa nyuma ya goal post na bangi inavutwa at the end of the tarmac on an elevated ground. Guys come to smoke pretending they are playing ball. Hata madam wako!!.


Unaifahamu vizuri kabisa!!!


If you are want the best goons for SONU elections, they are found there. Having been an official at one point and used to play a lot of football on that ground, I understand the place very well.
Coolbull
#87 Posted : Friday, April 11, 2014 2:27:13 PM
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Phangi inaongeza akili according to expert researchers

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Iganamagana
#88 Posted : Friday, April 11, 2014 4:27:52 PM
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Joined: 3/27/2009
Posts: 1,437
urstill1 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
urstill1 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Best is to boil it in a pot (that is why it is called pot uko majuu) and cover it nicely. Then you cover yourselve with blanket with the pot inside steaming. You will be high, treated and saunaed (triple, 3 in 1 resulst) chap chap. Repeat after 3 months though can be adictived!


Is this real life experience?


Iganamagana, Yes, Kwani how do you get stoned in Nairobi?

If you smoke, your neighbours can smell it 20 metres away unless you smoke while spraying airfreshner for each and every puff you exhale


Just go to 'THE' grounds hapo karibu na Chiromo and smoke away with no fear!!!!


Karibu na hiyo temporarily steel bridge!

Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking


You have to be closer to the pitch, hata kuna ball ya watu wa vangi!!!!


Ngai Mwathani! I need to explore the real Nairobi. Now I know why innocent looking guys wanafanya vituko hazieleweki.


If you see big cars parked hapo UON grounds ni watu wanavuta vangi bila worries!!!


Kweli kabsa. Ball inachezwa nyuma ya goal post na bangi inavutwa at the end of the tarmac on an elevated ground. Guys come to smoke pretending they are playing ball. Hata madam wako!!.


Unaifahamu vizuri kabisa!!!


If you are want the best goons for SONU elections, they are found there. Having been an official at one point and used to play a lot of football on that ground, I understand the place very well.


Kwani hiyo Vangi club has officials?
murchr
#89 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 4:23:07 AM
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Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
Hii bangi ndio ya hali ya juu. Bonyeza hapa...... dunia imepasuka
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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kiterunner
#90 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 7:13:02 AM
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Joined: 7/9/2011
Posts: 730
Location: Nairobi
Lolest! wrote:
There's this guy in some mt Kenya sec school

He is called by the deputy HM to the office.

Deputy doesn't know the boy is high

Deputy drops makaratasi, bends to collect them

Boy takes cane on the table and gives the depa one strong stroke!



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butterflyke
#91 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 7:35:17 AM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly this thread ni vangi tupu Laughing out loudly

At this rate, miraa in Tharaka Nithi could be replaced by this product smile
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