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A night full of Agony
butterflyke
#11 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 10:02:20 AM
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Maybe you were dreaming about oscillations and your neighbour was wondering why you were hitting the wall.....
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MKWASI
#12 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 3:22:40 PM
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Magigi wrote:
@mkwasi...did that performance put your skills to shame? Waswahili husema kwamba yule hajatembea hufikiria mama yake ndiye anajua kupika. Now you better... now you know better. Now when you get home do the same...forget that you are digging your farm with a traditional plough and start imagining that you are using a multi purpose massey ferguson...you will be amazed vile utaamsha nyumba kumi pia...


I do not know what the man had consumed!! he must have been high on something or perhaps a few doses of the illigal substance.
MKWASI
#13 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 3:26:01 PM
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butterflyke wrote:
Maybe you were dreaming about oscillations and your neighbour was wondering why you were hitting the wall.....



smilesmile

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MKWASI
#14 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 3:29:19 PM
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Iganamagana wrote:
Where is the agony?


Were you my neighbour by any chancesmilesmile
MaichBlack
#15 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 3:53:29 PM
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MKWASI wrote:
This week I took a flight to Eldoret for a three day work. I booked a room in one of the hotels that is enroute town. The room that I was booked into was on second floor left wing. The room was adjacent to another but fairly secluded at the far end. The Hotel had the ambience and the necessary environment for resting after work.

Day 1, I enjoyed the hospitality of the Hotel and everything was rolling on well.

Day 2, after the day's activities I rested as usual. I switched on the TV to watch the Chelsea Champions league game. Mid second half, My neighbour in the adjacent room- made his way to his room. There was a conversation at the corridor. I did not bother as I was glued to screen watching the game.

A few minutes- there was some commotion in that room. I never bothered. After some minutes I heard a cry, then a depressed scream. It then escalated.Due to the nature of the rooms it was not very audible.

After the game, I slept. In middle of the night I was awoken up, this time by an accelerating cry and commotion. At first, I thought it was a dream but the movements persisted. The movements appeared to make some regular oscillations. Occassionally the wall would suffer some hits- I stretched my hand and picked my phone..it was 3.30am. The noise continued for some time,a long time. Then the sleep got a hold on me, then Morning alarm

Day 3..everything went on well. The night was peaceful, My neighbour most likely he had left. Next time I might be forced to book even the neighboring rooms-Just in case.

Talk about a story ending unceremoniously!!! I'm waitin for the 'punch line' and pap, the story is over!! There goes two minutes of my life that I'll never get back!!
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kysse
#16 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 4:36:39 PM
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MKWASI wrote:
Magigi wrote:
@mkwasi...did that performance put your skills to shame? Waswahili husema kwamba yule hajatembea hufikiria mama yake ndiye anajua kupika. Now you better... now you know better. Now when you get home do the same...forget that you are digging your farm with a traditional plough and start imagining that you are using a multi purpose massey ferguson...you will be amazed vile utaamsha nyumba kumi pia...


I do not know what the man had consumed!! he must have been high on something or perhaps a few doses of the illigal substance.

Could be the blue pill or a very very starved and angry man who just found someone to unleash his fury on. Some cries are depressing like the one you just described. Smh such a fellow can cause permanent physical damage on victims because of some crazy lines of thought. Then a fellow who does such and wakes up to go without bothering to find out if the victim is in stable state is a rapist
Swenani
#17 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 4:41:52 PM
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kysse wrote:
MKWASI wrote:
Magigi wrote:
@mkwasi...diexcitement of being eatenformance put your skills to shame? Waswahili husema kwamba yule hajatembea hufikiria mama yake ndiye anajua kupika. Now you better... now you know better. Now when you get home do the same...forget that you are digging your farm with a traditional plough and start imagining that you are using a multi purpose massey ferguson...you will be amazed vile utaamsha nyumba kumi pia...


I do not know what the man had consumed!! he must have been high on something or perhaps a few doses of the illigal substance.

Could be the blue pill or a very very starved and angry man who just found someone to unleash his fury on. Some cries are depressing like the one you just described. Smh such a fellow can cause permanent physical damage on victims because of some crazy lines of thought. Then a fellow who does such and wakes up to go without bothering to find out if the victim is in stable state is a rapist


Or it could be a starved woman who was crying due to excitme
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kysse
#18 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 5:31:05 PM
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Yeah right. Such hunger is best sorted in a bush until the wilderbeasts start running in the opposite direction out of shock.!
washiku
#19 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 7:24:43 PM
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kysse wrote:
Yeah right. Such hunger is best sorted in a bush until the wilderbeasts start running in the opposite direction out of shock.!


Hoooo.... kumbe..? Like the kachabali swipe episode in Karen near some bushes eeh? Magigi just got some endorsement.
Caramba
#20 Posted : Saturday, April 05, 2014 7:27:51 PM
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Went through a similar experience at Taidy's Kericho late last year. The chick in the adjascent room rent the night air with war-cries for hours on end.

Saw the couple leave the room the following morning, dude looked overweight. Thought the guy was on some perfomance-enhancing stuff.
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