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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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 @ KAKA You have been waiting for two years???  "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/12/2011 Posts: 177 Location: Jersey Island
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Nope,got the one sunguchlet within two week of his grand entry into Mangamangaland  Don't take that statement too literally!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Ngong wrote:As imams they are entitled to issue passports, birth certs, marriage and death certs etc
Thank you You got jokes  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/8/2010 Posts: 1,734
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Rankaz13 wrote:Ngong wrote:As imams they are entitled to issue passports, birth certs, marriage and death certs etc
Thank you You got jokes How people get these birth certs fast i dont know, i got a trouble with the hosi where the new freiky came from, while sending the name to registrar of births they exchanged letters in one name (my name) and it totally reads a different name which is a common name too, e.g instead of freiks they wrote frieks, i went and complained that is not my name, they asked me whether i have other kids i affirmed, they asked me to bring their b. certs and they confirmed the name is wrong but still they say i have to go back to the hospital they confirm they did mistake then go to commissioner of oaths to say that that is not my name. I know they are salivating thinking i will give something small but I will never do that Life is an endless adventure
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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From my experience, when it comes to corrupting the system, Somalis have no problems doing it. for some of us - it's a battle... out of necessity but them... hawana scruples kabisa it's just the cost of doing business. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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freiks wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Ngong wrote:As imams they are entitled to issue passports, birth certs, marriage and death certs etc
Thank you You got jokes How people get these birth certs fast i dont know, i got a trouble with the hosi where the new freiky came from, while sending the name to registrar of births they exchanged letters in one name (my name) and it totally reads a different name which is a common name too, e.g instead of freiks they wrote frieks, i went and complained that is not my name, they asked me whether i have other kids i affirmed, they asked me to bring their b. certs and they confirmed the name is wrong but still they say i have to go back to the hospital they confirm they did mistake then go to commissioner of oaths to say that that is not my name. I know they are salivating thinking i will give something small but I will never do that Just edit it by yourself using white out and a black pen If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2008 Posts: 602
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Please dont( i know it could be a joke). Mine had such....i had to apply for a new one when i needed a passport. "The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada
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Swenani wrote:freiks wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Ngong wrote:As imams they are entitled to issue passports, birth certs, marriage and death certs etc
Thank you You got jokes How people get these birth certs fast i dont know, i got a trouble with the hosi where the new freiky came from, while sending the name to registrar of births they exchanged letters in one name (my name) and it totally reads a different name which is a common name too, e.g instead of freiks they wrote frieks, i went and complained that is not my name, they asked me whether i have other kids i affirmed, they asked me to bring their b. certs and they confirmed the name is wrong but still they say i have to go back to the hospital they confirm they did mistake then go to commissioner of oaths to say that that is not my name. I know they are salivating thinking i will give something small but I will never do that Just edit it by yourself using white out and a black pen All these troubles coz your name is frecky! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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freiks wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Ngong wrote:As imams they are entitled to issue passports, birth certs, marriage and death certs etc
Thank you You got jokes How people get these birth certs fast i dont know, i got a trouble with the hosi where the new freiky came from, while sending the name to registrar of births they exchanged letters in one name (my name) and it totally reads a different name which is a common name too, e.g instead of freiks they wrote frieks, i went and complained that is not my name, they asked me whether i have other kids i affirmed, they asked me to bring their b. certs and they confirmed the name is wrong but still they say i have to go back to the hospital they confirm they did mistake then go to commissioner of oaths to say that that is not my name. I know they are salivating thinking i will give something small but I will never do that Go see one of the Imams, pap!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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Mukiri wrote:And the Imam who was found with a grenade? Kwani what are those people taught in those mosques? How to assemble? Teacher should have a sample. Au sio? Lord, thank you!
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