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Bashka
#11 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 7:20:00 AM
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Seems this business is picking fast in Kenya. Kidnapings will rise,now everyone is a target. But surely Medics are involved in this at least . What can stop this trend? Be very AFRAID
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bizness lady
#12 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 7:35:00 AM
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I don't know one who needs a kidney but i have a ready customer for semen.

IF YOU CAN'T GET SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR PAPERS,THINK OF WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HANDS AND BRAINS
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Kamaa
#13 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 7:42:00 AM
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be very carefully & afraid....

don't shake hands with strangers in the streets,bus stops,shopping malls...

a friend of mine almost got strayed (alitupa fahamu for kindu 1 hour) in town after shaking hands with a stranger around Nakumatt Lifestyle...(it is a long story)...

may be they wanted to get a kidney or some other organs...


When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
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palto
#14 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 12:04:00 PM
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well......i have only two of those,.......but i dont mind an extra one.....hehe.

Kazi za hapa na pale..........
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leona
#15 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 12:11:00 PM
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@Mercy09
There's something funny about your request,sounds like you have maaany kidneys! Why on earth would you want to be less one or two kidneys????? C'est bizarre!

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Njunge
#16 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 1:01:00 PM
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@Bizna lady......,

Ready market for what....??....hehe.....and who milks?...-:)

Old man about town....
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Pablo
#17 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 1:03:00 PM
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@ biz lady.

hehehe....Call it semen and someone will sell to you,call it anything else and you (or your client) can get it for free.


Want to be a millionaire.... plant a million cabbages and sell them at a bob...
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willin2learn
#18 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 1:12:00 PM
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@Mercy,

I am looking for 2. Specs; between 25-38 years,from a non-smoker,prefferably from a female.




forewarned is forearmed
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Braza
#19 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 1:34:00 PM
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...the bugger...Mercy Kamau,as thick as she sounds...bought kidneys form her local butchery thinking its liver...for her 'mpango wa kando' . But he forced her to return the meat...No sane butchery accepts that s*%t.

Its up for sale at stockskenya.com


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Djinn
#20 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 1:52:00 PM
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@Mercy....I'm not in the market to buy a kidney,however,I could be persuaded to lease a pair of breasts for certain anatomical research....@Biz Lady,do you want us to bid? And what form of delivery do you propose? Delivered in situ until it takes root or in cup for AI application? If the latter,it will require the client to undertake some manual labour...

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