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Magigi
#1 Posted : Monday, March 31, 2014 6:10:19 PM
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Copenhagen Zoo Kills Four Healthy Staff Members To Make Space For New Employees.

COPENHAGEN (The Global Edition) – The Copenhagen Zoo has killed several of its staff members early this morning in order to create four new job openings, the Zoo public relations sector reported.
http://www.eyeopening.in...-employees/#.UzmEyVdkFzg
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#2 Posted : Monday, March 31, 2014 10:15:58 PM
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Thank you for reminding me.
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#3 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 6:14:58 AM
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Michael Joseph opens Mpesa in Romania...lol
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#4 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 6:53:07 AM
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#5 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 7:55:26 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
Michael Joseph opens Mpesa in Romania...lol


True that. Story was on 31-Mar http://www.vodafone.com/...2014/m-pesa-romania.html
McReggae
#6 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 8:53:07 AM
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Some of the pranks are sho shallow and childish one can clearly tell that fools have waited long for this holiday of their to come,can't they enjoy it quietly with fellow fools and leave the rest of us alone!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Swenani
#7 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 9:09:28 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Some of the pranks are sho shallow and childish one can clearly tell that fools have waited long for this holiday of their to come,can't they enjoy it quietly with fellow fools and leave the rest of us alone!!!


I presume you meant "so"
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#8 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 9:17:47 AM
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Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Some of the pranks are sho shallow and childish one can clearly tell that fools have waited long for this holiday of their to come,can't they enjoy it quietly with fellow fools and leave the rest of us alone!!!


I presume you meant "so"


Kushrub nayo!

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

McReggae
#9 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 9:20:40 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Some of the pranks are so shallow and childish one can clearly tell that fools have waited long for this holiday of their to come,can't they enjoy it quietly with fellow fools and leave the rest of us alone!!!


I presume you meant "so"


Kushrub nayo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


smile
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mawinder
#10 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 9:22:22 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Some of the pranks are sho shallow and childish one can clearly tell that fools have waited long for this holiday of their to come,can't they enjoy it quietly with fellow fools and leave the rest of us alone!!!


I presume you meant "so"


Kushrub nayo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Where did this phrase emanate from?
Impunity
#11 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 9:56:07 AM
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mawinder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Some of the pranks are sho shallow and childish one can clearly tell that fools have waited long for this holiday of their to come,can't they enjoy it quietly with fellow fools and leave the rest of us alone!!!


I presume you meant "so"


Kushrub nayo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Where did this phrase emanate from?


From Eastland slums!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Theu
#12 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 10:20:32 AM
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Ati Jacob Keli to join Inter Milan...
mawinder
#13 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 10:22:48 AM
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Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Some of the pranks are sho shallow and childish one can clearly tell that fools have waited long for this holiday of their to come,can't they enjoy it quietly with fellow fools and leave the rest of us alone!!!


I presume you meant "so"


Kushrub nayo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Where did this phrase emanate from?


From Eastland slums!

In some places people from Eastlands are frowned upon.I wonder why.
Chiizi
#14 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:07:26 AM
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Captital FM Sir Alex Ferguson has replaced Moyes on a caretaker basis. Moyes has accepted the decision of the board. Sound clip played when director was justifying decision
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#15 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:13:49 AM
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Beyonce's hubby buys ka-plot in Mayakos City!!!!!!!!!!
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#16 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:24:00 AM
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"😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
Swenani
#17 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:26:01 AM
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Siringi wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
poundfoolish
#18 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:34:23 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Siringi wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Fellows at The Star have got some nice humour.. lol
Siringi
#19 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:47:26 AM
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"😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
Magigi
#20 Posted : Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:49:42 AM
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poundfoolish wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Siringi wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Fellows at The Star have got some nice humour.. lol

...AgreeLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Can imagine Museveni signing his papers with a 20 feet pen!!!
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