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"Are you from Kenya my broda?” Asked the teller at the weave shop. “Yes,” came my reply. “I need to come to Kenya, I hear Kenyan men are very handsome, unlike our brodas here,” she said batting her eyelids.“Well, if you listen to Kenyan girls, Naija men are the flavour of the day, every day,” I tried to be humble. “What do you mean Naija men are hotter than Kenyan men? Those are lies now,” she said while pulling that “Mscheeew” lip thing they do. I know I lost most of you when I mentioned the weave shop. What was I doing there? Good question. I was looking for directions to my hotel and the two guys I had asked had me all confused. Yes, they were speaking English, but I had no idea what they were saying, thanks to pidgin interference.If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 2,458 Location: Nairobi
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It is all survival my brother.
Nobody is better than the other. Its just that, any lady sees a foreigner and she does the internal maths.
If you can afford to travel, then you can afford to live above basic means. So her future, her life, and her childrens' life are at least guaranteed to be better.
Also goes. If you are a foreigner, you are bound to behave better.
Otherwise all men are dogs everywhere.
hence this phenomena of Nigerians in Kenya being better... and Kenyans in Nigeria being attractive
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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poundfoolish wrote:It is all survival my brother.
Nobody is better than the other. Its just that, any lady sees a foreigner and she does the internal maths.
If you can afford to travel, then you can afford to live above basic means. So her future, her life, and her childrens' life are at least guaranteed to be better.
Also goes. If you are a foreigner, you are bound to behave better.
Otherwise all men are dogs everywhere.
hence this phenomena of Nigerians in Kenya being better... and Kenyans in Nigeria being attractive very true it's all in the perceived math!! a popper from Kenya is no better than a popper from Naija! the very fact that you have travelled to another country and you have some semblance of 'cleanliness' makes you a good catch! it's all in the math! One of my moments of epiphany on this was when some two wazunguz begged me for some change to board a train in Joburg (walikuwa wamebakisha "kidogo tu").... the same guy akimanage kufika hapa our ladies watawachana nawewe the moment he smiles at them as it's implies ako na 'kakitu' All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Are you people implying that Ladies go for men coz of chums? I think some ladies ladies consider other factors apart from money such as grooming,attitude,genes,looks,love,Sexual vigor,love for children etc. So maybe the Kenyan chics go for Naija broda's either for their genes,sexual vigor,grooming etc and not necessarily because of money If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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Swenani wrote:Are you people implying that Ladies go for men coz of chums?
I think some ladies ladies consider other factors apart from money such as grooming,attitude,genes,looks,love,Sexual vigor,love for children etc.
So maybe the Kenyan chics go for Naija broda's either for their genes,sexual vigor,grooming etc and not necessarily because of money Ladies go for men coz of the promise of a better life, a good home for their offspring (i guess genetically). Money has a way of ticking most of the boxes in a lady's list of things to look for - except attitude! how else does one explain this? All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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masukuma wrote:Swenani wrote:Are you people implying that Ladies go for men coz of chums?
I think some ladies ladies consider other factors apart from money such as grooming,attitude,genes,looks,love,Sexual vigor,love for children etc.
So maybe the Kenyan chics go for Naija broda's either for their genes,sexual vigor,grooming etc and not necessarily because of money Ladies go for men coz of the promise of a better life, a good home for their offspring (i guess genetically). Money has a way of ticking most of the boxes in a lady's list of things to look for - except attitude! how else does one explain this?  .The lady in yellow top If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,265
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Swenani wrote:Are you people implying that Ladies go for men coz of chums?
I think some ladies ladies consider other factors apart from money such as grooming,attitude,genes,looks,love,Sexual vigor,love for children etc.
So maybe the Kenyan chics go for Naija broda's either for their genes,sexual vigor,grooming etc and not necessarily because of money sexual vigor Kitu gani? I once visited a gentlemans club at the coast. In one of those private sessions we were having the kawaida small talks with my female host.. To hide my identity I said I am from somewhere around kisii.. suddenly her face changed to sadness of which we had to agree on a few issues before we continue. She claimed that men from those sides are like that energizer bunny. Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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na yule ambaye amewacha boyfriend yake kwa mataa for a dude she does not know his name once aliona 'the red ferrari'? but seriously - what is the power of the red ferrari? Chris Gardner of the "The pursuit of happyness" fame decided to be a stock broker once he saw a dude getting off a red ferrari! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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mpobiz wrote:Swenani wrote:Are you people implying that Ladies go for men coz of chums?
I think some ladies ladies consider other factors apart from money such as grooming,attitude,genes,looks,love,Sexual vigor,love for children etc.
So maybe the Kenyan chics go for Naija broda's either for their genes,sexual vigor,grooming etc and not necessarily because of money sexual vigor Kitu gani? I once visited a gentlemans club at the coast. In one of those private sessions we were having the kawaida small talks with my female host.. To hide my identity I said I am from somewhere around kisii.. suddenly her face changed to sadness of which we had to agree on a few issues before we continue. She claimed that men from those sides are like that energizer bunny. That lady must have been from central,they have the tendencies of getting tired very fast and asking for timeout when eating fish If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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