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Njung'e
#51 Posted : Saturday, October 15, 2011 2:57:54 PM
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majimaji wrote:

A certain yeoman was having a beer at 5450 feet above sea level in the vicinity of Koinange street. Upon tasting brookside offered as a starter, he went into deep sleep and was relieved of all cash.
The lesson is that: even innocent 'goods' may be laced with mchele. chunga!


You should see a friend demonstarting how the yeoman did it....The gal followed dude to the car and said,"Hata kama hautaki,nyonya hii kidogo (displaying the milk source) and the dude went,"uhhhhhh....Hiyo tuu?.Hiyo mimi ninajua"....That's the last he remembersLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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McReggae
#52 Posted : Saturday, October 15, 2011 3:02:13 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Njung'e wrote:
majimaji wrote:

A certain yeoman was having a beer at 5450 feet above sea level in the vicinity of Koinange street. Upon tasting brookside offered as a starter, he went into deep sleep and was relieved of all cash.
The lesson is that: even innocent 'goods' may be laced with mchele. chunga!


You should see a friend demonstarting how the yeoman did it....The gal followed dude to the car and said,"Hata kama hautaki,nyonya hii kidogo (displaying the milk source) and the dude went,"uhhhhhh....Hiyo tuu?.Hiyo mimi ninajua"....That's the last he remembersLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


for a mzee pole@guka!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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vinii
#53 Posted : Saturday, October 15, 2011 5:01:20 PM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
McReggae wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
majimaji wrote:

A certain yeoman was having a beer at 5450 feet above sea level in the vicinity of Koinange street. Upon tasting brookside offered as a starter, he went into deep sleep and was relieved of all cash.
The lesson is that: even innocent 'goods' may be laced with mchele. chunga!


You should see a friend demonstarting how the yeoman did it....The gal followed dude to the car and said,"Hata kama hautaki,nyonya hii kidogo (displaying the milk source) and the dude went,"uhhhhhh....Hiyo tuu?.Hiyo mimi ninajua"....That's the
last he remembersLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


2
for a mzee pole@guka!!!!

pole tena guka..lakini ni vizuri umetokelezea...
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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radio
#54 Posted : Saturday, October 15, 2011 5:07:40 PM
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Posts: 2,003
vinii wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
majimaji wrote:

A certain yeoman was having a beer at 5450 feet above sea level in the vicinity of Koinange street. Upon tasting brookside offered as a starter, he went into deep sleep and was relieved of all cash.
The lesson is that: even innocent 'goods' may be laced with mchele. chunga!


You should see a friend demonstarting how the yeoman did it....The gal followed dude to the car and said,"Hata kama hautaki,nyonya hii kidogo (displaying the milk source) and the dude went,"uhhhhhh....Hiyo tuu?.Hiyo mimi ninajua"....That's the
last he remembersLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


2
for a mzee pole@guka!!!!

pole tena guka..lakini ni vizuri umetokelezea...


Mzee katokelezea Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Cde Monomotapa
#55 Posted : Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:41:34 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
majimaji wrote:

A certain yeoman was having a beer at 5450 feet above sea level in the vicinity of Koinange street. Upon tasting brookside offered as a starter, he went into deep sleep and was relieved of all cash.
The lesson is that: even innocent 'goods' may be laced with mchele. chunga!


You should see a friend demonstarting how the yeoman did it....The gal followed dude to the car and said,"Hata kama hautaki,nyonya hii kidogo (displaying the milk source) and the dude went,"uhhhhhh....Hiyo tuu?.Hiyo mimi ninajua"....That's the last he remembersLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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McReggae
#56 Posted : Wednesday, January 18, 2012 11:02:02 AM
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They are getting cleverer: Allan Olingo reports!

http://www.standardmedia...d=2000050248&cid=658
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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QW25081985
#57 Posted : Wednesday, January 18, 2012 11:14:03 AM
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if its a drink i better cam unopened then we can have a nice night . simple as that ...and if i go to the loo i GO WITH MY DRINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lOL
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Kihangeri
#58 Posted : Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:12:05 PM
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QW25081985 wrote:
if its a drink i better cam unopened then we can have a nice night . simple as that ...and if i go to the loo i GO WITH MY DRINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lOL


Or have the drink at home. But things also happen at home.


By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.
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Siringi
#59 Posted : Monday, March 24, 2014 2:59:07 PM
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2-women-stripped-and-beaten-in public for drugging man in bar
"😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Impunity
#60 Posted : Monday, March 24, 2014 4:12:55 PM
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Siringi wrote:
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2-women-stripped-and-beaten-in public for drugging man in bar


My first ever userment was when I posted a similar rink of one former Nairobian soshalait!

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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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