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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:SWENANI:"A, B, C."
KYSSE:"What?"
SWENANI:"Always Be Carefull."
KYSSE:"Aha then?"
SWENANI:"D, E, F, G."
KYSSE:"Meaning what?"
SWENANI:"Dont Ever Forget That."
KYSSE:"Forget that...?"
SWENANI:"I'm H, I."
KYSSE:"What H, I ?"
SWENANI:"Happily In love."
KYSSE:"So."
SWENANI:"J, K, L, M."
KYSSE:"Meaning?"
SWENANI:"Just Keep Loving Me."
KYSSE:"How about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y ,Z...?"
SWENANI:"No Other Person Quite Reasonable Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll Zee ." 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Eti.... .. Kunyolewa ni 2sok, kwani nanyolewa hadi ujinga? .. Elimu ni ngao, kwani tunaenda vita? .. Rurashio 1m, kwani anakam na mpango wa kando? .. Kitunguu 20bob, kwani iko na nyanya ndani? .. Kuona daktari 2k, kwani ako uchi? .. Bra 5sok, kwani ni longsleeve? .. Gazeti 70bob, kwani ni 3D?📰 .. Eti trao thao, kwani itakuwa inaanua hizo zingine kukinyesha?👖 .. Uko saved, kwani sisi tuko recycle bin?🚮 .. Donut 20bob, kwani nakula hadi shimo lake?🍩 .. Padz 1k, kwani iko na drainage system?🙈 .. Nyama quarter 2sok, kwani inafungwo na gazeti ya kesho?🍖🍗 .. Smoking kills slowly, kwani nani ako na haraka ya kufa? .. Success card 2sok, kwani inakam na mwakenya? .. Samaki 5sok, kwani ni ile ilimeza Jonah?🐋 .. Coffin 90k, kwani ni self contained? .. Chapo 50bob, kwani imepikwa na nivea?🍪 .. Mirror 2sok, kwani ni touch?🌌
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Ctrl C, Ctrl V from a neighboring village:My prayer is that our children will not translate the bible into sheng. Barikiwa sana as you read because may be in for a long, rough ride. This one made me laugh! Luke 19: 1-10'Luke Kumi na tisa, moja hadi ashuu.' Then Jesus entered and passed through Jericho . --Basi Yesu akapenya Jeri na alikuwa akipitia tuu. Now behold,there was a man called Zaccheus who was the Chief Tax collector and was rich. --Basi kulikuwa na msee mmoja anaitwa Zaka . Huyu Zaka alikuwa dongra wa kukwachu munde, na alikuwa sonko vibaya And he sought to see who Jesus was, but he couldn't because of the crowd,for he was a short man. --Zaka alijisikia kusorora huyu Yesu ,lakini wapi ju ya ile kerende:alikuwa ka-pici! So he ran ahead and climbed up a sycamore tree to see Him for he was going in that direction. --Zaka akajishanora akadandia miti ndio asorore vipoa juu alikuwa akikwome hiyo side. And when Jesus came to the place, He looked up and saw him, and said to him --Basi Yesu aligallivant akafika hiyo baze,akachi-ek mabatini akamyebi na kumshow niaje? 'Zacchaeus,make haste and come down, for today I must stay at your house' --'Zaka dondoka faster faster juu leo lazima ni maintain kwa keja yako'. Stay blessed. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/12/2007 Posts: 391
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STATUS UPDATES KA FB INGEKUWA NYAKATI ZA BIBLIA: 1. Guys it's scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt! Woi? #? Shaking? 2. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day….Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny aki... (LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh........ ?#? SMH? 3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions keep staring at me weirdly. ?#? Noah’s voyage 4. O M G!!!! The red sea just parted before my eyes. You guys should see this!! Instagram pap! #? shocked4Days? 5. Chilling with Moses at Mt. Sinai guys. There's some miracle going on here... #? Ku Receive Manna from heaven NAYO!!! 6. Eve and her hubby got banished, ati they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #SMH 7. Jacob’s status: Things we do for love, can't believe I worked for her father for 14 years just to get her. Love you Rachel. ?#? FeelingInLove... 8. Some people are so cruel....Sasa kama Cain...how do you kill your own brother??#? RIPAbel... #? NKT? 9. Njaa nayo??...ni kubaya but thank God Mchungaji has done a miracle here!! Can’t believe it guys… multiplied 5 loaves n fish???...sasa ni kushiba. 10 Judas update….Leo niko na deal deadly ya bizna…..can’t imagine 30M in just minutes!!...Feelanga blessed@ Gethsemane Age is transforming me into an Elder;becoz Admin hasn't made me one.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/26/2008 Posts: 365
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/4/2009 Posts: 1,982 Location: matano manne
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washiku wrote:Eti....
.. Kunyolewa ni 2sok, kwani nanyolewa hadi ujinga?
.. Elimu ni ngao, kwani tunaenda vita?
.. Rurashio 1m, kwani anakam na mpango wa kando?
.. Kitunguu 20bob, kwani iko na nyanya ndani?
.. Kuona daktari 2k, kwani ako uchi?
.. Bra 5sok, kwani ni longsleeve?
.. Gazeti 70bob, kwani ni 3D?📰
.. Eti trao thao, kwani itakuwa inaanua hizo zingine kukinyesha?👖
.. Uko saved, kwani sisi tuko recycle bin?🚮
.. Donut 20bob, kwani nakula hadi shimo lake?🍩
.. Padz 1k, kwani iko na drainage system?🙈
.. Nyama quarter 2sok, kwani inafungwo na gazeti ya kesho?🍖🍗
.. Smoking kills slowly, kwani nani ako na haraka ya kufa?
.. Success card 2sok, kwani inakam na mwakenya?
.. Samaki 5sok, kwani ni ile ilimeza Jonah?🐋
.. Coffin 90k, kwani ni self contained?
.. Chapo 50bob, kwani imepikwa na nivea?🍪
.. Mirror 2sok, kwani ni touch?🌌 This one got me ribs cracking 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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A very sad Chinese story: 朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执㝧执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰絸朣杢㑳执獧扻捡杫潲湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧敷止瑩札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬晥⁴潴敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥眭扥楫楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥洭穯氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散汩整㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡晳牯楍牣獯景牧摡敩瑮猨慴瑲潃潬卲牴昣昸昸䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣散散㬩潢摲牥硰猠汯摩⌠㙣㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸漭戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰戻牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩楬敮戭潬正漻敶晲潬 I am already crying Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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WORDS KIKUYUS CAN'T PRONOUNCE 1. Wheelbarrow - Hurubaro.. 2. Diesel - dithoro.. 3. Sunday School - Sade Skoo 4. Avocado - Ovacado / Macodofia / maguna nguii 5. Cholmondeley - Koromondo.Shoromondo.Shomondree.AAAAGH, Kamundu kau 6. Ushindwe - Chidwo... 7. Pupils- pyupos 8. Charles - sharothi.. 9. Jesse - jaythii.. 10. Josiah - Johthia.. 11. Grace - Girithiii. 12. Coolio - Kuria. 13. Eminem - Munene 14. Touch Me Lord - Tash Me Rod. 15. Utawekelewa - utaekerewo 16. Agriculture - ngirigasha. 17. Parallelogram - parrrrrrgram.. 18. Peripheral - ferferi. 19. Minerals - minroz 20. Dyslexia - kerea.. 21. Scotland - Thogoto. 22. Pumbavu - Kubafu 23. Walikuja wakishikilia bunduki - Marikuja makishikiria bonoko 24. RAILA - KIBAKI
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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A japanese couple argued heavily in public. Husband: takamushi jiku. Wife: hashi jiku mishihe. Husband: inamoto kushini hatapi. Wife: jejeta takuna mota shinita. Husband: kituya sitina kutara. Wife:saka weretuna joku. Husband: ji taka mushi. Wife: totori yatika muniya. You are still reading as if you understand Japanese, be serious!! Nkt
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