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commando
#1 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:42:06 PM
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This shocked and embarrassed me yesterday evening. I left work late, but forgot something in the office. This was at about 6.45pm. On reaching ground floor of my employers building, a very decent, averagely gorgeous colleague(donno her name but we meet in the lift/corridors i know her face, we even greet) emerged from the lift. She was alone. I said a quick hi and rushed to grab the lift before it went up.
Shock on me!!! the lift was horribly perfumed with her gases.
Human traffic was less, i don't think anybody else exited the lift. The unlucky me, the lift door closed and i had to endure this awful smell, up to 3rd floor which is quickly pressed coz 10th floor was very far.

These manners have puzzled me.

How can this phenomenon be explained?

I haven't met her again since that day. I will look her in the eyes next time we meet and use my eyes to ask her "Surely?"
“I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.”
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Buster
#2 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:50:14 PM
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Obviously someone knows your handle on Wazua. That same person or persons Entered the lift just when you had Released. Now you want the to read this and get excused.
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tnai9
#3 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:53:02 PM
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Location: easto
Next time you see her, tell her that was sooo uncool! Tell her never to repeat again or else you will report her. Suspend any landing plans if you had
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." ― Charles Bukowski
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Swenani
#4 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:53:18 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
commando wrote:
This shocked and embarrassed me yesterday evening. I left work late, but forgot something in the office. This was at about 6.45pm. On reaching ground floor of my employers building, a very decent, averagely gorgeous colleague(donno her name but we meet in the lift/corridors i know her face, we even greet) emerged from the lift. She was alone. I said a quick hi and rushed to grab the lift before it went up.
Shock on me!!! the lift was horribly perfumed with her gases.
Human traffic was less, i don't think anybody else exited the lift. The unlucky me, the lift door closed and i had to endure this awful smell, up to 3rd floor which is quickly pressed coz 10th floor was very far.

These manners have puzzled me.

How can this phenomenon be explained?

I haven't met her again since that day. I will look her in the eyes next time we meet and use my eyes to ask her "Surely?"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Wewe commando uko na mashida na sio za suruali ama pesa

Where do you work? In town, Valley road, airport,kisumu etc.Maybe the lady is a wazuan
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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chemos
#5 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:59:18 PM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
commando wrote:
This shocked and embarrassed me yesterday evening. I left work late, but forgot something in the office. This was at about 6.45pm. On reaching ground floor of my employers building, a very decent, averagely gorgeous colleague(donno her name but we meet in the lift/corridors i know her face, we even greet) emerged from the lift. She was alone. I said a quick hi and rushed to grab the lift before it went up.
Shock on me!!! the lift was horribly perfumed with her gases.
Human traffic was less, i don't think anybody else exited the lift. The unlucky me, the lift door closed and i had to endure this awful smell, up to 3rd floor which is quickly pressed coz 10th floor was very far.

These manners have puzzled me.

How can this phenomenon be explained?

I haven't met her again since that day. I will look her in the eyes next time we meet and use my eyes to ask her "Surely?"



Maybe she was marking her territory...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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commando
#6 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 5:14:11 PM
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Swenani wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Wewe commando uko na mashida na sio za suruali ama pesa

Where do you work? In town, Valley road, airport,kisumu etc.Maybe the lady is a wazuan


Don't worry. I work humu humu tu! My employers building is 15 floors 'tall' including a mezzanine floor. The lift doent stop on 1 and 2nd floor.

“I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.”
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Swenani
#7 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 5:34:51 PM
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commando wrote:
Swenani wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Wewe commando uko na mashida na sio za suruali ama pesa

Where do you work? In town, Valley road, airport,kisumu etc.Maybe the lady is a wazuan


Don't worry. I work humu humu tu! My employers building is 15 floors 'tall' including a mezzanine floor. The lift doent stop on 1 and 2nd floor.



The only building with 15 floors is treasury building.So you work with the govt? Will you accept the salary cut?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Lolest!
#8 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 7:31:57 PM
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huku watu wamechiziLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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Muheani
#9 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 8:08:03 PM
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Joined: 11/20/2009
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Pole ndugu.

Mmmmm...may be she couldnt hold...as you say... Its 15 flrs
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mkeiy
#10 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 8:54:28 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2012
Posts: 851
Location: Nairobi
commando wrote:
Swenani wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Wewe commando uko na mashida na sio za suruali ama pesa

Where do you work? In town, Valley road, airport,kisumu etc.Maybe the lady is a wazuan


Don't worry. I work humu humu tu! My employers building is 15 floors 'tall' including a mezzanine floor. The lift doent stop on 1 and 2nd floor.



Corner House?
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