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Wrap mouth with polythene before eating fish.
Swenani
#31 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 9:57:51 AM
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rryyzz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
In the Gonorrhea thread, I made it clear that I am allergic to polythene
... Okay...Go back in history and check whta was available...Goats intestines can be good for your man... Can even turn them to food after useSad

@Magigi, @Angelica +partner have no issues with the method they are using why prescribe goat intestines??


Maybe @Magigi is Angelica's partner...I could be wrong and I could be right
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Magigi
#32 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 10:01:08 AM
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Swenani wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
In the Gonorrhea thread, I made it clear that I am allergic to polythene
... Okay...Go back in history and check whta was available...Goats intestines can be good for your man... Can even turn them to food after useSad

@Magigi, @Angelica +partner have no issues with the method they are using why prescribe goat intestines??

Maybe @Magigi is Angelica's partner...I could be wrong and I could be right

...Naaahhh...@Angelica looks like she can be too athletic and with my age, I don't need that...Don't want to be sent to Makueni!
rryyzz
#33 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 10:15:23 AM
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Magigi wrote:
Swenani wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
In the Gonorrhea thread, I made it clear that I am allergic to polythene
... Okay...Go back in history and check whta was available...Goats intestines can be good for your man... Can even turn them to food after useSad

@Magigi, @Angelica +partner have no issues with the method they are using why prescribe goat intestines??

Maybe @Magigi is Angelica's partner...I could be wrong and I could be right

...Naaahhh...@Angelica looks like she can be too athletic and with my age, I don't need that...Don't want to be sent to Makueni!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Magigi wewe nimchokozi sana
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
freiks
#34 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 11:01:11 AM
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Reminds me of a Kenya poly narrative back in late 90's called 'TIE A ROPE'......used to go like, GIVE ME ROPE LET ME TIE MY INTESTINE
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Robinhood
#35 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 11:22:41 AM
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dossy7 wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
What happened to kumwaga inje which was very effective while i was grwoing up?

...There is a danger here! With that speed withdrawing the tool and it coming into contact with a high density mattress can cause penile fracture!!! Of course with other usual mattresses you wont imagine the pothole that will emerge after the tool comes into contact with it!
...At the height of the moment the word withdraw disappears completely.
...How do you withdraw when you have been arrested inside?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


There is the additional complication of some tadpoles that leave bull pen too early (before the bell is rung)to explore the caves within. By the time the bell rings and the tadpole stampede ensues, the cheeky explorers have already stuck gold while you are busy trying to withdraw. In the meantime baby number x is conceived.
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Jus Blazin
#36 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 12:37:17 PM
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dossy7 wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
What happened to kumwaga inje which was very effective while i was grwoing up?

...There is a danger here! With that speed withdrawing the tool and it coming into contact with a high density mattress can cause penile fracture!!! Of course with other usual mattresses you wont imagine the pothole that will emerge after the tool comes into contact with it!
...At the height of the moment the word withdraw disappears completely.
...How do you withdraw when you have been arrested inside?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

It's an art. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly How many people get arrested by cops and still walk out scot free?
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
matata
#37 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 12:54:59 PM
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If all politicians were taken to makueni, that is when you would realise polythenes no longer exist
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