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I am just about to be a father... :-)
McReggae
#11 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 2:05:12 PM
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Congrats man....try and google week by week baby development, you will learn a lot and nothing will surprise you!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mawinder
#12 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 2:21:45 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Congrats man....try and google week by week baby development, you will learn a lot and nothing will surprise you!!!!

Why are you assuming he is the father?Ask Mudavadi.You could end up having a WuYi
ZZE123
#13 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 2:27:37 PM
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mawinder wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Congrats man....try and google week by week baby development, you will learn a lot and nothing will surprise you!!!!

Why are you assuming he is the father?Ask Mudavadi.You could end up having a WuYi

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nakujua
#14 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 2:44:53 PM
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do's;
- make sure uko na pesa ya maternity care - its very embarrassing if you were to start tafutaing when she goes into labor.
don'ts;
-usinunue vitu mingi

2, hakuna haja ya engagement, even if/when you go to see her parents, utatoa fine and I now belatedly pronounce you husband and wife.

otherwise kudos, na uanze kutafuta shule kama wewe ni middle class (I understand schools for that class are very hard to come by smile )
Swenani
#15 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 3:01:31 PM
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nakujua wrote:
do's;
- make sure uko na pesa ya maternity care - its very embarrassing if you were to start tafutaing when she goes into labor.
don'ts;
-usinunue vitu mingi

2, hakuna haja ya engagement, even if/when you go to see her parents, utatoa fine and I now belatedly pronounce you husband and wife.

otherwise kudos, na uanze kutafuta shule kama wewe ni middle class (I understand schools for that class are very hard to come by smile )


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butterflyke
#16 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 3:02:59 PM
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congrats @ incognito - on a light note, change your signature to one a baby akinyonya chupa ya maziwa smile

@team-raining-on-incognito's-parade, wacheni......smile

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ZZE123
#17 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 3:08:07 PM
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@incognito ensure you engage in lots of landing at least 3 times a day (Bend-over style though) - you will thank me later.
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Angelica _ann
#18 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 4:02:19 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
@incognito ensure you engage in lots of landing at least 3 times a day (Bend-over style though) - you will thank me later.

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Mist
#19 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 4:46:05 PM
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do's

1.After one month start applying cocoa butter/bio oil(do more research which is the best) on her tummy.
This could be your "bonding time" but also keeps stretch marks at bay.
2.She will achieve different emotions in 0-60 seconds so don't try to beat her at it..understand her.
Simplicity is the utmost sophistication.
kysse
#20 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 5:28:43 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
@incognito ensure you engage in lots of landing at least 3 times a day (Bend-over style though) - you will thank me later.

Eish! Trying to re-impregnant her? She may not be in the mood at all. Your patience will be put to test.
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