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washiku
#61 Posted : Friday, February 28, 2014 11:25:33 PM
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CLK wrote:
For most, the first encounter was with a maid, so they cannot see anything wrong with doing it with the maid in their own houses if they did it with the ones in their mother's house.
And men really know how to keep things from each other, so anyone who thinks his 'boys' will come bragging how he landed the maid over lunch and he is eyeing the new girl in sales is wrong, kuna ile class ya alma, na maid hayuko kwa hiyo class.


Thank God some of us were our own house helps thus didn't get an opportunity for that naughty stage.
washiku
#62 Posted : Friday, February 28, 2014 11:31:10 PM
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kysse wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Please bear with me and picture the scene.

Was the maid a commando? Lydia would have had to rip off her ngothas before the heinous deed. What was the girl doing as the pants were being taken off - smiling sheepishly? Is there a possibility the maid was caught pants down/off in or near the act with the hussy, hence the mindless rage of Lydia?

Please don't call me a sadist, but which end of the malt bottle went in first?

heee!
She narrated it on video..pinned on the floor by a sofa!
This girl got used to torture and mistreatment from her boss,to the extent that she just obeyed like a zombie. She was made dull and she sounds really slow.
The man came in later after the act.
Now does it really matter the bottle end really au you've have some new light to shed?
Some things are just unimaginable.


Husbands who think that messing up with h/helps is great an idea would be shocked to discover that the same girls distribute to watchies/butcher/fundi/mpesa guy/maize guy/shop guy/neighbour/swenani guy etc and the dude is just a laughing stock in the estate.



Eish, did you just group Swenani with the maize guy?
urstill1
#63 Posted : Friday, February 28, 2014 11:31:49 PM
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Joined: 9/6/2013
Posts: 1,446
Location: In a house
alma wrote:
Magigi wrote:
alma wrote:
You just never know with such stories.

Yet to hear the evidence that a bottle was inserted. Just a story that there were bruises. Even the mzee could have given bruises.

As for the guys who's men friends do it with the maid. Get other friends.

My friend's wives have ensured the maid is so ugly that only ........

Respectfully.

...Just shared this with a guy I am seated with in my kalocal and this is how he retorted back..."The uglier the better...". He went on to substantiate his conclusion, which i cant share here!!!


Ugly is relative.......mine is absolute.

I will start a thread.

My maid is so ugly.......


The absolutely ugly ones know how to compensate ugliness with memorable landing experience. I thinks that's what @Magigi is talking about.
kysse
#64 Posted : Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:33:10 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Please bear with me and picture the scene.

Was the maid a commando? Lydia would have had to rip off her ngothas before the heinous deed. What was the girl doing as the pants were being taken off - smiling sheepishly? Is there a possibility the maid was caught pants down/off in or near the act with the hussy, hence the mindless rage of Lydia?

Please don't call me a sadist, but which end of the malt bottle went in first?

heee!
She narrated it on video..pinned on the floor by a sofa!
This girl got used to torture and mistreatment from her boss,to the extent that she just obeyed like a zombie. She was made dull and she sounds really slow.
The man came in later after the act.
Now does it really matter the bottle end really au you've have some new light to shed?
Some things are just unimaginable.


Husbands who think that messing up with h/helps is great an idea would be shocked to discover that the same girls distribute to watchies/butcher/fundi/mpesa guy/maize guy/shop guy/neighbour/swenani guy etc and the dude is just a laughing stock in the estate.



Eish, did you just group Swenani with the maize guy?


Sasa wewe utanitia matatani.smile
I grouped him with the Kenya Association of Estates Landing Services.KAELS.
His category is diff but same service offered. ie

matata
#65 Posted : Saturday, March 01, 2014 8:07:34 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/7/2011
Posts: 410
kysse wrote:
washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Please bear with me and picture the scene.

Was the maid a commando? Lydia would have had to rip off her ngothas before the heinous deed. What was the girl doing as the pants were being taken off - smiling sheepishly? Is there a possibility the maid was caught pants down/off in or near the act with the hussy, hence the mindless rage of Lydia?

Please don't call me a sadist, but which end of the malt bottle went in first?

heee!
She narrated it on video..pinned on the floor by a sofa!
This girl got used to torture and mistreatment from her boss,to the extent that she just obeyed like a zombie. She was made dull and she sounds really slow.
The man came in later after the act.
Now does it really matter the bottle end really au you've have some new light to shed?
Some things are just unimaginable.


Husbands who think that messing up with h/helps is great an idea would be shocked to discover that the same girls distribute to watchies/butcher/fundi/mpesa guy/maize guy/shop guy/neighbour/swenani guy etc and the dude is just a laughing stock in the estate.



Eish, did you just group Swenani with the maize guy?


Sasa wewe utanitia matatani.smile
I grouped him with the Kenya Association of Estates Landing Services.KAELS.
His category is diff but same service offered. ie



Kysse haaaaa looool!
Swenani
#66 Posted : Saturday, March 01, 2014 1:04:07 PM
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Kyssee i know beyond doubt that you love me
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
mkenyan
#67 Posted : Saturday, March 01, 2014 1:35:11 PM
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Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 1,885
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Please bear with me and picture the scene.

Was the maid a commando? Lydia would have had to rip off her ngothas before the heinous deed. What was the girl doing as the pants were being taken off - smiling sheepishly? Is there a possibility the maid was caught pants down/off in or near the act with the hussy, hence the mindless rage of Lydia?

Please don't call me a sadist, but which end of the malt bottle went in first?

i find her story very hard to believe. add to the fact that she had been charged with theft and i suspect she's making most of these up in some form of defence.
kysse
#68 Posted : Saturday, March 01, 2014 2:29:10 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
mkenyan wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Please bear with me and picture the scene.

Was the maid a commando? Lydia would have had to rip off her ngothas before the heinous deed. What was the girl doing as the pants were being taken off - smiling sheepishly? Is there a possibility the maid was caught pants down/off in or near the act with the hussy, hence the mindless rage of Lydia?

Please don't call me a sadist, but which end of the malt bottle went in first?

i find her story very hard to believe. add to the fact that she had been charged with theft and i suspect she's making most of these up in some form of defence.


She underwent surgery as a result. Is that a lie too?

@ swenani,comot.
butterflyke
#69 Posted : Saturday, March 01, 2014 4:34:41 PM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
matata wrote:
kysse wrote:
washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Please bear with me and picture the scene.

Was the maid a commando? Lydia would have had to rip off her ngothas before the heinous deed. What was the girl doing as the pants were being taken off - smiling sheepishly? Is there a possibility the maid was caught pants down/off in or near the act with the hussy, hence the mindless rage of Lydia?

Please don't call me a sadist, but which end of the malt bottle went in first?

heee!
She narrated it on video..pinned on the floor by a sofa!
This girl got used to torture and mistreatment from her boss,to the extent that she just obeyed like a zombie. She was made dull and she sounds really slow.
The man came in later after the act.
Now does it really matter the bottle end really au you've have some new light to shed?
Some things are just unimaginable.


Husbands who think that messing up with h/helps is great an idea would be shocked to discover that the same girls distribute to watchies/butcher/fundi/mpesa guy/maize guy/shop guy/neighbour/swenani guy etc and the dude is just a laughing stock in the estate.



Eish, did you just group Swenani with the maize guy?


Sasa wewe utanitia matatani.smile
I grouped him with the Kenya Association of Estates Landing Services.KAELS.
His category is diff but same service offered. ie



Kysse haaaaa looool!



ama KALES - na sio masukumawiki - Kenya Association of Landing Estates Services Laughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
kysse
#70 Posted : Saturday, March 01, 2014 4:52:12 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
butterflyke wrote:
matata wrote:
kysse wrote:
washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Please bear with me and picture the scene.

Was the maid a commando? Lydia would have had to rip off her ngothas before the heinous deed. What was the girl doing as the pants were being taken off - smiling sheepishly? Is there a possibility the maid was caught pants down/off in or near the act with the hussy, hence the mindless rage of Lydia?

Please don't call me a sadist, but which end of the malt bottle went in first?

heee!
She narrated it on video..pinned on the floor by a sofa!
This girl got used to torture and mistreatment from her boss,to the extent that she just obeyed like a zombie. She was made dull and she sounds really slow.
The man came in later after the act.
Now does it really matter the bottle end really au you've have some new light to shed?
Some things are just unimaginable.


Husbands who think that messing up with h/helps is great an idea would be shocked to discover that the same girls distribute to watchies/butcher/fundi/mpesa guy/maize guy/shop guy/neighbour/swenani guy etc and the dude is just a laughing stock in the estate.



Eish, did you just group Swenani with the maize guy?


Sasa wewe utanitia matatani.smile
I grouped him with the Kenya Association of Estates Landing Services.KAELS.
His category is diff but same service offered. ie



Kysse haaaaa looool!



ama KALES - na sio masukumawiki - Kenya Association of Landing Estates Services Laughing out loudly



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