some hoochies spray the drug on their nipples and when you take them to a room and do your thang on them cute little titties,you are kaput. if you are single and take hoochie mamas back to your crib,please be careful. one dude who lives in south b woke up after 48 hours of mad sleep to find his house completely empty. the hoochies called mungiki thugs who came in a lorry and emptied the entire house including curtains,cups and even soap! when this guy woke up on a monday afternoon due to the strong sun beaming thru the window,he found a dozen kids peeping at him as he lay down naked with a condom still sugging from his love stick. he would try to run to the next room but the kids would follow him giggling and pointing since there was not a single curtain in that house! so to all the single guys out there,watch out. buy padlocks which have pin numbers if you really have to excercise your athletic waist!

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another mad story:

my best pal called charlo once took a chick he had picked in a bar back to his crib in umo,that was in 2003. he felt he was truely- madly- deeply in love but didn't trust the chick. so when they entered in his crib after mid-night and drunk stupid,he locked the door and hid the keys in the most unthinkable place,inside a rubbish bin that was in his kitchen! so when he woke up the following day with the chick still in the crib,there was one big problem,he could not remember where he had hid the key! he searched and searched as the gal watched in disbelief. charlo had had to call the fundi to break the lock and fix another one at a cost of about 3k! but he always claim he was young and stupid. he's now a reformed guy though and happily married! watch out single guys!



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Im curious on how these drugs work,do they 'know' these people so as not to attack them? because im imagining as @Jaribu is saying '...they spray on their nipples',arent they attacked themselves? i believe a nipple is more sensitive than the hand that touches. ama ..too much nollywood? @Intelli I'd rather you name the restaurant so that when we go there we know what not to order and avoid.


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@Brav n Mtaalam - in the interests of saving a life/ or someone from his boot being involuntarily opened...this is the Highlands Restaurant.

It is not an experience I would want anyone (well,except MPigs of course) to undergo.


..there's nothing,absolutely nothing really,that I can't do if I put my mind to it.

@Intelli NO WAY!!! the one in afya na vile nime-gather good memories bout that place? but thanks for that... Hey you cant be that mean,our MPigs should'nt undergo all that... it should be worse than that and double the pain,the agony... they cause.

@Jaribu. raunchy it is... tihihi,anyhoo dimwits mumesikia muwe carefull when you
go suckring suckring else your boot becomes like that of a pickup


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