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Muheani		#51 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 7:59:56 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/20/2009 Posts: 1,402		Typically. Sooo Judgemental. Is there family in here to tell us what the post-morterm says? There is an english phrase that goes like "May be, May be Not" "May be so, May be not" The Truth and the reward is known only to the pastor and his God. Everyone else, will tell a story...... And as long as the investigators havent said "Its so"?? ".....and whoever not sinned, let them throw the first stone"
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mkeiy		#52 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 8:02:34 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/27/2012 Posts: 851 Location: Nairobi		matata wrote: What would a 70yr old man be doing with.viagra? alafu upate he has blood pressure problems! Surely wazee waachie vijana viagra I thought they are meant for wazees/challenged pilots and not vijanas?
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Angelica _ann		#53 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 9:35:52 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,939		murchr wrote: This has become a pandemic epidemic A bottle of brandy cc @wazuawalevi! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Swenani		#54 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 9:40:03 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		mkeiy wrote: matata wrote: What would a 70yr old man be doing with.viagra? alafu upate he has blood pressure problems! Surely wazee waachie vijana viagra I thought they are meant for wazees/challenged pilots and not vijanas? Matata has been taking it thinking its meant for vijana If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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washiku		#55 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 9:43:19 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		murchr wrote: matata wrote: What would a 70yr old man be doing with.viagra? alafu upate he has blood pressure problems! Surely wazee waachie vijana viagra hio si ya vijana kama wewe ni kijana na unameza uko pabaya At 70 a man is still strong enough. Viagra should be left for those above 90 who still wants to enjoy or to those with medical conditions. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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masukuma		#56 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 9:47:07 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		Quote: An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Swenani		#57 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 9:47:51 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		washiku wrote: murchr wrote: matata wrote: What would a 70yr old man be doing with.viagra? alafu upate he has blood pressure problems! Surely wazee waachie vijana viagra hio si ya vijana kama wewe ni kijana na unameza uko pabaya At 70 a man is still strong enough. Viagra should be left for those above 90 who still wants to enjoy or to those with medical conditions. My grandfather always told me that I should try and emulate him. He told me that at his age(he was 85 yrs old) he has never used his hand or asked the tower control to use her hand to direct the jet to the airport. He said that we should always have firm jets shaped like a banana for ease of landing.Once you start directing the jet to the airport using hands just know that you landing days are numbered and soon you will start using viagra If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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simonkabz		#58 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 10:23:34 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon		washiku wrote: So the pastor tried reversed roles on the "Oh God, Oh God...I am coming, I am coming..." line and he actually went? TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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jaggernaut		#59 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 10:30:09 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389		Bigchick wrote: Siku forte zilifika on tuesday saa ya maombi. But seriously at 70?????? Si kukula na macho imetosha? Huyu ameleta aibu kwa boma.............he must be having kids the age of that mama.....I feel sad for them. Aii hi mambo ya samak ni ngumu kuelewa. What? Dalmas Otieno who is about 70 recently married a 30 yr old as 3rd wife and you can see the smile he has been having on his face. Baba's elder bro Oburu was quoted recently boasting that he's full of energy and had just become a dad for the n-th time. Landing has no upper age limit.
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Swenani		#60 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 10:33:14 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		jaggernaut wrote: Bigchick wrote: Siku forte zilifika on tuesday saa ya maombi. But seriously at 70?????? Si kukula na macho imetosha? Huyu ameleta aibu kwa boma.............he must be having kids the age of that mama.....I feel sad for them. Aii hi mambo ya samak ni ngumu kuelewa. What? Dalmas Otieno who is over 60 recently married a 30 something yr old as 3rd wife and you can see the smile he has been having on his face. Baba's bro Oburu was quoted recently boasting that he's full of energy and had just become a dad for the n-th time. Landing has no upper limit age. Dalmas anaweza but baba's bro oburu hawezi.Hata kuongea inamshinda. Unless the lady MC's for her and a young man or even baba sired the kid for his bro If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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