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Jump-steady
#41 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:15:42 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
That is now a real pastor who prayed for one of the sheep to his death .. deep prayer and fasting i tell you.


Can I come pray for and with you?


@Swenani, this is the pick up line you should have unleashed earlier on before valentine day - wewe ni bk!smile
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banyamulenge
#42 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 8:32:46 PM
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That was one brave captain. He died in the line of duty.I think the airplane was swift and pulled too many Gs Sad Sad

"The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
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washiku
#43 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 8:41:48 PM
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So the pastor tried reversed roles on the "Oh God, Oh God...I am coming, I am coming..." line and he actually went? smile
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jaggernaut
#44 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:38:22 PM
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Talk of dying a very happy man. Thats' the best way to go.....dying while having an orgasm. I wish that when our time comes we would go in such a styro, not being bed ridden for ages and leaving our dependents with humongous medical bills. You can imagine that this pastor will be an instant celebrity in the other world. When other new arrivals explain how they got there, some through terminal disease, fatal road accidents, being struck by lightning etc, the pastor will say that he was eating fish that took him to unbelievable heights of passion mpaka he couldnt take it any more, that the sweetness was too much mpaka it killed him.

ION the caretaker at the flat the fish is living says the pastor has been paying rent for her for past 1.5yrs and was always eating the fish.
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matata
#45 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:03:17 PM
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What would a 70yr old man be doing with.viagra? alafu upate he has blood pressure problems! Surely wazee waachie vijana viagra
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washiku
#46 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:17:58 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Talk of dying a very happy man. Thats' the best way to go.....dying while having an orgasm. I wish that when our time comes we would go in such a styro, not being bed ridden for ages and leaving our dependents with humongous medical bills. You can imagine that this pastor will be a celebrity in the other world. When other new arrivals explain how they got there, some through terminal disease, fatal road accidents, being hit by lightning etc, the pastor will say that he was eating fish that took him to unbelievable heights of passion mpaka he couldnt take it any more, that the sweetness was too much mpaka it killed him.

ION the caretaker at the flat the fish is living says the pastor has been paying rent for her for past 1.5yrs and was always eating the fish.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause You are so funny.
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murchr
#47 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:26:46 PM
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matata wrote:
What would a 70yr old man be doing with.viagra? alafu upate he has blood pressure problems! Surely wazee waachie vijana viagra


hio si ya vijana kama wewe ni kijana na unameza uko pabaya
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rankaz13
#48 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 12:11:56 AM
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washiku wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Talk of dying a very happy man. Thats' the best way to go.....dying while having an orgasm. I wish that when our time comes we would go in such a styro, not being bed ridden for ages and leaving our dependents with humongous medical bills. You can imagine that this pastor will be a celebrity in the other world. When other new arrivals explain how they got there, some through terminal disease, fatal road accidents, being hit by lightning etc, the pastor will say that he was eating fish that took him to unbelievable heights of passion mpaka he couldnt take it any more, that the sweetness was too much mpaka it killed him.

ION the caretaker at the flat the fish is living says the pastor has been paying rent for her for past 1.5yrs and was always eating the fish.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause You are so funny.


Reminds me of this story here.


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.... a man died in the commercial city of Blantyre after engaging “himself beyond the limit of sexual frenzy.” Fletcher Jere died ‘riding’ a commercial sex worker because of “too much sweetness” in the densely inhabited township of Ndirande the paper reported...
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Bigchick
#49 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 7:30:19 AM
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Siku forte zilifika on tuesday saa ya maombi.

But seriously at 70?????? Si kukula na macho imetosha?

Huyu ameleta aibu kwa boma.............he must be having kids the age of that mama.....I feel sad for them.


Aii hi mambo ya samak ni ngumu kuelewa.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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murchr
#50 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 7:35:25 AM
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This has become a pandemic epidemic
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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