When someone overlaps...
"Oh yeah. Overlap! The rest of us came here
to admire the tarmac and road signs."
When I overlap.. .
"You idiots just stay there! I'm brighter and
more daring than y'all losers."
When lights turn green and the idiot in front
doesn't move...
(While hooting) "Oh FFS! Are you colorblind
or does your car engine get performance
anxiety when the lights turn green?"
When lights turn green and I delay for a
second and the idiot behind me hoots...
"What do you think I am, color blind? Why
don't you ask your car to jump over mine if
you are in such a hurry."