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Swenani
#2211 Posted : Monday, February 17, 2014 3:07:28 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#2212 Posted : Monday, February 17, 2014 3:09:26 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Swenani wrote:
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Swenani
#2213 Posted : Monday, February 17, 2014 3:22:30 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
washiku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


That might be you in 6 months timesmile smile
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Swenani
#2214 Posted : Monday, February 17, 2014 3:27:38 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
He cried. Then he hugged my sister and me.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Angelica _ann
#2215 Posted : Monday, February 17, 2014 3:29:11 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,935
Swenani wrote:
washiku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


That might be you in 6 months timesmile smile


You cant be helped Sad Sad Sad
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
washiku
#2216 Posted : Monday, February 17, 2014 3:49:58 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Swenani wrote:
washiku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


That might be you in 6 months timesmile smile


smile smile smile
Swenani
#2217 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 2:59:35 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
WIFE : Honey l just dreamt that you bought me a diamond necklace.
HUSBAND: Go back to sleep and wear it
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#2218 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 4:46:52 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Swenani wrote:
WIFE : Honey l just dreamt that you bought me a diamond necklace.
HUSBAND: Go back to sleep and wear it


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Tebes
#2219 Posted : Thursday, February 20, 2014 5:02:53 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
THE BEST COMPOSITION FROM NYAKEMINCHA PRIMARY SCHOOL 2011 - FROM YOUR COUNTY. BE PROUD OF YOUR COUNTY

I was asleep. The jogoo shouted three times, I opened one eye and left the other to sleep abit. I was wishing I had slept with my uniforms putted on, but I realised if wishes were chickens beggars would been layin eggs. I woke up with only one eye open n and I was looking where the karai was put I wash my face.
I found some cotton which I used to burn the jiko and cook a chai without milk called sturungi. I drank the sturungi haphazardy and hurriendily with a big piece of kiugali which had remained at night. I put on my uniforms and then I painted myself with fat and because there was no kiwi I had to paint my shoes with fat to.

I took a paperbag put books and biros then ran my everything, I beated the first corner hardly then as I was beatin the second corner I heard the school bell cry ncgririr nkngrirriririri nckgrrrirrrrr!!! I knew nimelate. When I reached the gate!! You don't want to know!!
Mr Mogaka was standin at the gate with a big black nyahunyo. I was so afraid that I almost urinated.
I was asked "why are you late? I said " makaa was poured with water at night" teacher asked " what has that to do with you coming to school late" I told him " the jiko was late to burn so it delayed cookin strong' he said that is no excuse!!

Touch your toes!! I started to remove my shoes so I can touch the toes but he told me I just meant bend, he gave me the first nyahunyo on my buttocks,,hehe it was as hot as a boiling water, I dried that one, he gave me the second one pap!! This one was much hotter n started hearing to cry, when the third one was given to me I heard so much pain that I touched my buttocks, the teacher said " you have erased that one!! I will have to give you another one!! When I was given the fourth nyahunyo, tears started getting out of my eyes uncontoullably,, the teacher said," You removing tears for who!! I don't want to see even a smell of tear, ran to class and don't late tomorrow. My buttocks as I went to class were hearing as if sitting in a burning jiko.. I dried the tears because my classmate would laugh at me for crying.

When I entered class I walked slowly to my desk and when I tried to sit it was so pain I could not seet. So I seeted on air above my chair holding my desk. From that day I sweya I will never come to school late again even if the makaa was poured on water!!!.
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
Magigi
#2220 Posted : Friday, February 21, 2014 11:27:40 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
C&P
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes
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