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How sharp are you?
Litoro
#31 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:55:00 AM
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@ kamaa imagine i was seriously wondering how can that be yet these girls are twins! Then nikagundua mimi ni fala kweli.

@sasha- is that a question or an answer?
reiner
#32 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 4:58:00 PM
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LOlest mkenya. just admit pia wewe ulianguka.
Pretty
#33 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 6:10:00 AM
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Location: Gigiri, Nairobi

Hello all

Try these riddles

v 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires,the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?

v 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

v 3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday,Friday,or Sunday?

I know you are laughing.... .been easy so far...OK...

v 4. What is black when you buy it,red when you use it,and grey when you throw it away ?

v 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.. In fact,nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it,but you still may not find anything odd... But if you work at it a bit,you might find out.. Try to do so without any coaching!



v THE ANSWERS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE SOON,BUT PUT YOUR ANSWERS HERE

v I can see Njung&rsquo;e is back. Where were you uncle?

v I love you all.

>>>>>>
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases;
It will never pass into nothingness;
But still will keep a bower quiet for us,
and a sleep full of sweet dreams,
and health, and quiet breathing. - Keats

>>>>>>>In life,there are three classes of people,
1. Those who make things happen,
2. Those who watch things happen
3. And those who ask what happened.

Where do you fall?
Njunge
#34 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 6:28:00 AM
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Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Pretty,

Been around.....and unto something good......Answer to question 2.....Okay.i don't know why the woman shot the husband but bathing the damn man for 5 minutes before going out was quite in order...-:).....ama wewe ulikuwa unataka waende outing akiwa mchafu......hapaaaanaaa...-:)


Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
McReggae
#35 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 6:36:00 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires,the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?

......The lions that have not eaten for three years are already dead so that is the safest room!!!!!

v 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

.......Ni picha alipiga!!!!!

v 3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday,Friday,or Sunday?

Yesterday,today,tommorrow

I know you are laughing.... .been easy so far...OK...

v 4. What is black when you buy it,red when you use it,and grey when you throw it away ?

..........Charcoal

v 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.. In fact,nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it,but you still may not find anything odd... But if you work at it a bit,you might find out.. Try to do so without any coaching!

......there is no letter 'e'


The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Pretty
#36 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 6:50:00 AM
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Joined: 5/8/2009
Posts: 263
Location: Gigiri, Nairobi
@[McReggae]

v This is very unfair

v You must have had the dossier earlier

v Would you like a Guinness?

v Or a kiss?

v Anyway,you must be very sharp

v If you did not get the answers from elsewhere.

v Initially,I got 3 out of the five

v Lions,Charcoal and Yesterday&hellip;

v What did you get initially?


>>>>>>It saves you hell if you treat new acquaintances as enemies consistently until each proves otherwise or confirms - Jsanchiazh.
>>>>>>>In life,there are three classes of people,those who make things happen,those who watch things happen and those who ask what happened. Where do you fall?
>>>>>>
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases;
It will never pass into nothingness;
But still will keep a bower quiet for us,
and a sleep full of sweet dreams,
and health, and quiet breathing. - Keats

>>>>>>>In life,there are three classes of people,
1. Those who make things happen,
2. Those who watch things happen
3. And those who ask what happened.

Where do you fall?
McReggae
#37 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:03:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Pretty,

Guinness ama kiss.....mmmh,how 'bout both???

.......missed number 5 initially,really had to think hard for number 2!!!!!


The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
oops
#38 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 8:08:00 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 234
@pretty

McReggae deserves both.

Bother not about yesterday's mistake,try to correct it today and avoid it tomorrow.
FundamentAli
#39 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 9:10:00 AM
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Joined: 11/4/2008
Posts: 1,289
Location: Nairobi
@McReggea,

You should be more precise. Sema Polaroid picture. I see am not alone in revising these questions



Baada ya dhiki,faaraja
Kamaa
#40 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:32:00 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 10/6/2007
Posts: 1,177
Location: Nairobi - Kenya
i also got the first three....

quite challenging i must say...

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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