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How sharp are you?
Josey
#1 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 2:27:00 PM
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Joined: 9/12/2009
Posts: 236
Location: Nairobi
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time,answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first,then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person,you take his place,so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first one,OK?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person,then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,then you are wrong again. Tell me,how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this,are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it,check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day,is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.......Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana,2. Nene,3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay,now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I'm never sure.
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next,a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you!
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

Better put your money where your mouth is...
m water
#2 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 3:12:00 PM
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Joined: 4/2/2009
Posts: 87
this unlimited offer thing.
sawa,karibuni wageni.
enjoy it while it lasts.

tugae gama gitu gimoja
AlphDoti
#3 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 3:29:00 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
I thought I was sharp Sad


AKS
simonkabz
#4 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 4:23:00 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Isht! Hav done this thng b4 bt bado naloba tu!

Can silence be misquoted?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#5 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 4:23:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Isht! Hav done this thng b4 bt bado naloba tu!

Can silence be misquoted?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Kamaa
#6 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2009 6:33:00 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 10/6/2007
Posts: 1,177
Location: Nairobi - Kenya
even though i had come across this one on a fwd,that one of the arithmetics changanyad me...

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
Noble
#7 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:45:00 AM
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Joined: 8/19/2009
Posts: 173
Location: NAIROBI
I failed question four. Thought its Nunu. Am very stupid.


rock
#8 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:55:00 AM
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Joined: 2/25/2009
Posts: 973
I don't know how I've gotten this far in life...yani this is my second time to do this and I've failed question 2 & 3 AGAIN!!...can't believe it!

Things may come to those who wait,but only what’s left behind by those that hustle.







seeker*
#9 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 7:51:00 AM
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Joined: 9/11/2009
Posts: 132
Location: nairobi
the arithmetic question...grrrrrrrrr. nice though.

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brav
#10 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2009 9:03:00 AM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
Did you have to add the bonus question?

Damn!!!! i was doing so well till I said the blind man will touch his eyes. HAHAHAHAHA bure mimi that A1.


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