One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Arsenal fan all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the b...arn. The Hindu and the Arsenal fan were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
"No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving the Arsenal fan and the Jew to share the room. They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
The Arsenal fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig.

A Kikuyu and Dr. Onyango go on a
camping trip, set up their tent,
and fall asleep. Some hours later,
the Kikuyu wakes his faithful
friend.
"Dr. Onyango, look up at the sky
and tell me what you see." Dr.
Onyango replies, "I see millions of
stars." "What does that tell you?"
Dr. Onyango ponders for a
minute.
"Astronomically ­ speaking, it tells
me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.
Astrologically, ­ it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a
quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident theLord
is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologicall ­y, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow.
or What does it tell you, Mr.
Kikuyu?"
The Kikuyu is silent for a moment,
then speaks.
"Dr. Onyango, you idiot, kubafu,
foko jebe, brari uji baridi! It
means someone has stolen our
tent!!!!."

Could that have been Dr Tycho? He thinks too much n deep even for obvious things.