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kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki,  Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… I think these two are Wazuans 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Swenani wrote:From a somali's phone book
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… I think these two are Wazuans Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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C & P from the neighborhood: An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above! Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu! STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters, Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada, STUMBLE: know perfectly well, Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana, STUMBLE: That all world affairs, Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani, STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above, Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu. STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar, Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako, STUMBLE: Keep it first and above, Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu. STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong, Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu, STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you, Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja, STUMBLE:……will feel its work, Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out, Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje, STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with, Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye STUMBLE: and that peace will remain. Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia. STUMBLE: Amen. Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Rankaz13 wrote:C & P from the neighborhood:
An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning
Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above!
Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu!
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana,
STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above,
Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.
STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,
STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu.
STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong,
Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,
STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you,
Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,
STUMBLE:……will feel its work,
Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake
STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out,
Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye
STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.
STUMBLE: Amen.
Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!!
Njoroge = pastor from KAG Embu Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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butterflyke wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:C & P from the neighborhood:
An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning
Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above!
Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu!
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana,
STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above,
Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.
STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,
STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu.
STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong,
Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,
STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you,
Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,
STUMBLE:……will feel its work,
Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake
STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out,
Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye
STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.
STUMBLE: Amen.
Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!!
Njoroge = pastor from KAG Embu  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Angelica _ann wrote:butterflyke wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:C & P from the neighborhood:
An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning
Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above!
Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu!
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana,
STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above,
Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.
STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,
STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu.
STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong,
Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,
STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you,
Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,
STUMBLE:……will feel its work,
Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake
STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out,
Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye
STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.
STUMBLE: Amen.
Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!!
Njoroge = pastor from KAG Embu
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… @Swenani?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Iganamagana wrote:kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… @Swenani? My thoughts exactly Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rankaz13 wrote:Iganamagana wrote:kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… @Swenani? My thoughts exactly @Kysse should shed some light
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Overheard at a crusade in Kisumu Evangelist: Bwana Asifiwe. Translator(Omondi): Opak Ruoth.... Evangelist: Jioni ya leo… Omondi: E midhiambo ma kawuono ni… Evangelist: (whispers to Omondi that translation is in English) Evangelist: Bwana Asifiwe.. Omondi: May kudos of profound,holy equivalence be directed to The Man Above. Evangelist: Ama kwa kweli… Omondi: With all the exact measures of honesty… Evangelist: …sio shaka bali ni furaha ilioje…. Omondi: …an element of delight just rendered dysphoria a vague entity. Evangelist: kuona siku ya leo. Omondi: a manifistation of which our prolific existence is still succulent under this forecast. Evangelist: ikiwa ni tarehe moja ya mwezi wa kwanza wa mwaka mpya. Omondi: a forecast whose numerical identity is a silent co-efficient of itself,corroborating the genesis of a new annual re-birth per se. Evangelist: Ebu tualike wana kwaya wetu kwanza watuburudishe kabla kuendelea na ibada. Omondi: Jokwaya oingie kwansa kabla yalo (choir group steps forward) ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Arsenal fan all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the b...arn. The Hindu and the Arsenal fan were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it." "No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving the Arsenal fan and the Jew to share the room. They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it." The Arsenal fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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McReggae wrote:One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Arsenal fan all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the b...arn. The Hindu and the Arsenal fan were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
"No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving the Arsenal fan and the Jew to share the room. They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
The Arsenal fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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McReggae wrote:One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Arsenal fan all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the b...arn. The Hindu and the Arsenal fan were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
"No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving the Arsenal fan and the Jew to share the room. They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."
The Arsenal fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig. ai yawa Replace Arsenal fan with Moyes Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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WHAT IS STRESS?
Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.You take her to hospital.When you get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant and Congratulates u that u're going to be a father!
You then say u are not the father but then the lady
says u are! NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL!
You require a DNA test to prove u are not the
father! Now the shit is really getting Hotter! When the Doctor comes back with the results and say u cannot be the father as u are infertile! U
are relieved!
On ur way back u then remember that u are
married with 3 kids at home!
You are now extremely stressed! And ask yourself
WHO THE HELL IS THEIR
FATHER.
NOW THAT'S STRESS......... ✔
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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A young man was talking to God. “How long is a million years to You?” he asked. “A million years to Me is like a single second to you,” God replied. “How much is a million dollars to You?” the young man asked. “A million dollars to Me is like a penny to you,” God replied. “In that case,” the young man ventured, “Could I have one of Your pennies?” “Certainly, My Son,” God replied. “Just a second.”
BBI will solve it :)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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washiku wrote:kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… I think these two are Wazuans LOL! Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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washiku wrote:kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… I think these two are Wazuans LOL! Lord, thank you!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Mawinder, Thimion and Impunity board a plane.As the plane was flying over the sea satan came out and said to them;I want you to drop something in the sea, if i find it you die an dif i dont find it you live.Thimioni quicly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea, satan dived into the the sea and came up with the button."see!" he said and killed Thimioni(RIP).Impunity being an engineer, threw a pin into the sea, satan dived and came up with the pin."see!' he said and killed Impunity(RIP).Mawinder brought out a pure water bottle opened it ad poured the water into the sea holding back the bottle, he said to satan "Begin finding water inside the water idiot" If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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