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Uhuru highway traffic
Sober
#21 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 3:34:45 PM
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Simple Secret: Want to get to town, use routes where Matatus are banned. most drivers who do not 'know' the city well stick to these routes leaving the others to the wajanja wa Nairobi
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Swenani
#22 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 3:58:59 PM
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Sober wrote:
Simple Secret: Want to get to town, use routes where Matatus are banned. most drivers who do not 'know' the city well stick to these routes leaving the others to the wajanja wa Nairobi


Thats is a lie; have you ever tried uhuru highway,utalii lane then loita street in the evening?

I realized if i want to go to town from valley road iin the evening am better of using state house rd-aboretum-riverside drive-waiyaki-museum hill-then the road between boulevard hotel and kbc-kijabe street-globe roundabout-slip rd-moi avenue-finding parking somewhere along monrovia street max 20 mins.

If i were to drive from valley rd to town it takes through either loita street or koinange stree it takes me between 30-45 mins in normal traffic and upto 1 hr when it rains
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#23 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 4:24:41 PM
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nakujua wrote:
Impunity wrote:
XSK wrote:
I have been stuck in traffic along uhuru highway since 7 am. What is happening? Someone please! !Sad


I was there but move in to town center and ponyokad through City stadium all the way to Mater then Mombasa road...skills I tell you.

Shhh! wacha watu wakae kwa highway - seems the cbd secret is still with a few.smile


SIMPLE:

If you want to go to Mombasa road from town as from 5pm avoid Uhunye highway at all cost!!!
Pitia town side za parliament, toklezea hapo AG chambers, enda mpaka karibu na Jogoo house kwa Kalonzo then teremka shini mpaka hapo junction ya Tuskys sijui pioneer, then chapa lap moja (smile) hiyo rounda ya Railways...elekea na hiyo Haile Sealasea mpaka kule kwa church ya yule pastor ako na Range Rover sports (chuma kweli) then turn extreme left and join M-rod and then nyweee mpaka Bunyala road, right turn to Mater, then onwards through South B and whoops! uko Belevue!

Applause Applause Applause

ION: The guy you left office with at Anniversary towers is still wetting his/her dayapads at Intercontinental house junction!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Iganamagana
#24 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 4:28:24 PM
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Impunity wrrote If you want to go to Mombasa road from town as from 5pm avoid Uhunye highway at all cost!!!
Pitia town side za parliament, toklezea hapo AG chambers, enda mpaka karibu na Jogoo house kwa Kalonzo then teremka shini mpaka hapo junction ya Tuskys sijui pioneer, then chapa lap moja (smile) hiyo rounda ya Railways...elekea na hiyo Haile Sealasea mpaka kule kwa church ya yule pastor ako na Range Rover sports (chuma kweli) then turn extreme left and join M-rod and then nyweee mpaka Bunyala road, left to Mater, then onwards through South B and whoops! uko Belevue!


@Impunity. Kumbe ni wewe unaleta jam town!
Impunity
#25 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 4:32:55 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
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Iganamagana wrote:
Impunity wrrote If you want to go to Mombasa road from town as from 5pm avoid Uhunye highway at all cost!!!
Pitia town side za parliament, toklezea hapo AG chambers, enda mpaka karibu na Jogoo house kwa Kalonzo then teremka shini mpaka hapo junction ya Tuskys sijui pioneer, then chapa lap moja (smile) hiyo rounda ya Railways...elekea na hiyo Haile Sealasea mpaka kule kwa church ya yule pastor ako na Range Rover sports (chuma kweli) then turn extreme left and join M-rod and then nyweee mpaka Bunyala road, left to Mater, then onwards through South B and whoops! uko Belevue!


@Impunity. Kumbe ni wewe unaleta jam town!


How now?

d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

simonkabz
#26 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 4:38:51 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Impunity wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
Impunity wrrote If you want to go to Mombasa road from town as from 5pm avoid Uhunye highway at all cost!!!
Pitia town side za parliament, toklezea hapo AG chambers, enda mpaka karibu na Jogoo house kwa Kalonzo then teremka shini mpaka hapo junction ya Tuskys sijui pioneer, then chapa lap moja (smile) hiyo rounda ya Railways...elekea na hiyo Haile Sealasea mpaka kule kwa church ya yule pastor ako na Range Rover sports (chuma kweli) then turn extreme left and join M-rod and then nyweee mpaka Bunyala road, left to Mater, then onwards through South B and whoops! uko Belevue!


@Impunity. Kumbe ni wewe unaleta jam town!


How now?

d'oh!



How long will these tricks last?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
ZILLION
#27 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 5:47:05 PM
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Joined: 10/13/2008
Posts: 75
Impunity wrote:
nakujua wrote:
Impunity wrote:
XSK wrote:
I have been stuck in traffic along uhuru highway since 7 am. What is happening? Someone please! !Sad


I was there but move in to town center and ponyokad through City stadium all the way to Mater then Mombasa road...skills I tell you.

Shhh! wacha watu wakae kwa highway - seems the cbd secret is still with a few.smile


SIMPLE:

If you want to go to Mombasa road from town as from 5pm avoid Uhunye highway at all cost!!!
Pitia town side za parliament, toklezea hapo AG chambers, enda mpaka karibu na Jogoo house kwa Kalonzo then teremka shini mpaka hapo junction ya Tuskys sijui pioneer, then chapa lap moja (smile) hiyo rounda ya Railways...elekea na hiyo Haile Sealasea mpaka kule kwa church ya yule pastor ako na Range Rover sports (chuma kweli) then turn extreme left and join M-rod and then nyweee mpaka Bunyala road, right turn to Mater, then onwards through South B and whoops! uko Belevue!

Applause Applause Applause

ION: The guy you left office with at Anniversary towers is still wetting his/her dayapads at Intercontinental house junction!


@Impunity kwa nini unatoa siri sasa?? wacha watu walale uhunye highway.
murchr
#28 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 5:56:46 PM
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Impunity
#29 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 6:11:37 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
Impunity wrrote If you want to go to Mombasa road from town as from 5pm avoid Uhunye highway at all cost!!!
Pitia town side za parliament, toklezea hapo AG chambers, enda mpaka karibu na Jogoo house kwa Kalonzo then teremka shini mpaka hapo junction ya Tuskys sijui pioneer, then chapa lap moja (smile) hiyo rounda ya Railways...elekea na hiyo Haile Sealasea mpaka kule kwa church ya yule pastor ako na Range Rover sports (chuma kweli) then turn extreme left and join M-rod and then nyweee mpaka Bunyala road, left to Mater, then onwards through South B and whoops! uko Belevue!


@Impunity. Kumbe ni wewe unaleta jam town!


How now?

d'oh!



How long will these tricks last?


As long as we have bunches and loads of foolish middle class driving Equity loan cars!

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

jmbada
#30 Posted : Tuesday, February 11, 2014 6:51:24 PM
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