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Pastor achimba chaba la wenyewe Karatina
Impunity
#71 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:10:52 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
rryyzz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
C&P
Quote:
“I want to make it very clear that I am not here to defend myself, I am here to let everyone know I committed a mistake... The press saved me because I would have committed more sins. Your coming appears to have stopped worse things”


Sema kutolewa nyama kwa koo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Are we sure hakukuwa ameweka hata kakishwa tu?

d'oh! d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Angelica _ann
#72 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:14:19 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,939
Impunity wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
C&P
Quote:
“I want to make it very clear that I am not here to defend myself, I am here to let everyone know I committed a mistake... The press saved me because I would have committed more sins. Your coming appears to have stopped worse things”


Sema kutolewa nyama kwa koo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Are we sure hakukuwa ameweka hata kakishwa tu?

d'oh! d'oh!


That fish was too Comfortable, that was not the first eating ceremony! Siku za mwizi ni forty
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Impunity
#73 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:15:35 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
C&P
Quote:
“I want to make it very clear that I am not here to defend myself, I am here to let everyone know I committed a mistake... The press saved me because I would have committed more sins. Your coming appears to have stopped worse things”


Sema kutolewa nyama kwa koo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Are we sure hakukuwa ameweka hata kakishwa tu?

d'oh! d'oh!


That fish was too Comfortable, that was not the first eating ceremony! Siku za mwizi ni forty


Swali yangu ni: Aliweka kishwa ama aliweka kishwa?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

jaggernaut
#74 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:30:15 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Comparing the wife and the fish, one can 'understand' why the muchungaji had to travel such a long distance to eat that fish.
Much Know
#75 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:35:43 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/6/2008
Posts: 3,586
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
C&P
Quote:
“I want to make it very clear that I am not here to defend myself, I am here to let everyone know I committed a mistake... The press saved me because I would have committed more sins. Your coming appears to have stopped worse things”


Sema kutolewa nyama kwa koo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Are we sure hakukuwa ameweka hata kakishwa tu?

d'oh! d'oh!


That fish was too Comfortable, that was not the first eating ceremony! Siku za mwizi ni forty


Swali yangu ni: Aliweka kishwa ama aliweka kishwa?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I think he was juuuuuust about to land, he had just positioned himself ready to just land, "the final approach" after "kachumbaring" the breadwinner when someone knocked on the door..ko..ko..ko..ko...funguwa!!! And the demon was defeated, they should make a movie...lupita nyongo can act the pastors daughter....but the staring role of the bread woman?
Ras Kienyeji Man
rryyzz
#76 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:43:46 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/19/2012
Posts: 552
jaggernaut wrote:
Comparing the wife and the fish, one can 'understand' why the muchungaji had to travel such a long distance to eat that fish.

What standards are you using to make your comparison??
The pastor was interested in the landing.May be, just may be, landing on the fish's airport was a better experience compared to the wife's.
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
Magigi
#77 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:47:57 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Much Know wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
C&P
Quote:
“I want to make it very clear that I am not here to defend myself, I am here to let everyone know I committed a mistake... The press saved me because I would have committed more sins. Your coming appears to have stopped worse things”


Sema kutolewa nyama kwa koo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Are we sure hakukuwa ameweka hata kakishwa tu?

d'oh! d'oh!


That fish was too Comfortable, that was not the first eating ceremony! Siku za mwizi ni forty


Swali yangu ni: Aliweka kishwa ama aliweka kishwa?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I think he was juuuuuust about to land, he had just positioned himself ready to just land, "the final approach" after "kachumbaring" the breadwinner when someone knocked on the door..ko..ko..ko..ko...funguwa!!! And the demon was defeated, they should make a movie...lupita nyongo can act the pastors daughter....but the staring role of the bread woman?

... I think the fingures had done some walking...
...How could the story not have a climax...the husband could have waited till they undress, then lauched the attack. Bure kabisa.
McReggae
#78 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 11:53:01 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Useless masquarading as a pastor, not only does he cheat on his wife but he does it with another man's wife.....giving men a bad name!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Muheani
#79 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 12:07:18 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/20/2009
Posts: 1,402
Why are some of us Vitriolic? Why.

Rom 12:19 Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay," says the Lord. ...So if there is any restitution, the good Lord will do it in His own due time with the higher standards he expects from His Shepherds

The Family and church members have said they have forgiven him? And the church is disciplining him…..Why be bothered by "Force", "Not genuine", "run its course"

@Mukiri has put it well. I couldn’t have said it better. And the Good Savior says "Throw the first stone if you haven’t sinned".

I submit the same moral values we expect from the "Holy" ones is the same we should uphold.
Is decadence in the Pastors/Priests morality worse than in "Marende the fish monger"? and while at it..."the fish/bread Threads" from the "Upright"? Wazua Adherents...


Agreed it’s not a good thing to preach Water and Take wine. But I should start a thread on “Repentance” soon. Can we really Judge “Repentance”

I would respectfully say "Someone start another Fish Thread".
jaggernaut
#80 Posted : Monday, February 10, 2014 12:07:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
If the man had not been checking the wife's messages, he couldn't have known about the affair with the pastor. Maybe it's a good thing for men to be checking those texts. Some may be shocked to find that the wife is being eaten on weekdays when she is supposed to be in the office. e.g. At the workplace, women who sometimes take the afternoon off to go to the bank, kid's school etc maybe end up in some lodging in Kitengela etc.
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