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Buster
#2101 Posted : Friday, January 24, 2014 5:13:23 PM
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He he he Capital Fm. Had never heard this one before. Immediately after their 5pm news. Ting, ting, ting. (The chime that VOK used to use when announcing the time). Then "Hivi sasa ni saa kumi na moja". " Mututho"!. Then a short song.. Niko gauge niko maji, niko gauge niko maji.. ×3

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#2102 Posted : Friday, January 24, 2014 8:14:33 PM
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Swenani wrote:
On the day of his baptism,McReggae was dipped in the water 3 times by Pastor Mukiri, who told him "as from today you are a new creature and your new name will be brother McDoba;You should avoid drinking and committing other sins such as eating your neighbor's fish or wild fish from the ocean.

Brother McDoba was very happy with himself and the baptism.Upon getting home,Brother McDoba opened his fridge and found 10 bottles of beer, he took a lingering look at them and then picked them up and dipped them in the water 3 times and then he announced "from today you are new creatures and your new names will be yoghurt


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#2103 Posted : Friday, January 24, 2014 9:08:19 PM
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Buster wrote:
He he he Capital Fm. Had never heard this one before. Immediately after their 5pm news. Ting, ting, ting. (The chime that VOK used to use when announcing the time). Then "Hivi sasa ni saa kumi na moja". " Mututho"!. Then a short song.. Niko gauge niko maji, niko gauge niko maji.. ×3

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

smile
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#2104 Posted : Friday, January 24, 2014 9:38:39 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
Swenani wrote:
On the day of his baptism,McReggae was dipped in the water 3 times by Pastor Mukiri, who told him "as from today you are a new creature and your new name will be brother McDoba;You should avoid drinking and committing other sins such as eating your neighbor's fish or wild fish from the ocean.

Brother McDoba was very happy with himself and the baptism.Upon getting home,Brother McDoba opened his fridge and found 10 bottles of beer, he took a lingering look at them and then picked them up and dipped them in the water 3 times and then he announced "from today you are new creatures and your new names will be yoghurt


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Ha Ha Ha! Laughing out loudly
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#2105 Posted : Thursday, January 30, 2014 8:43:51 PM
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#2106 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 8:36:02 AM
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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McReggae
#2107 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 8:46:59 AM
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Sasa Sewani, find a way of reducing that pic.....click edit and erase 'large' at the end of the link ama utoe tu the piksha yawa.......page too large!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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#2108 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 4:51:37 PM
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ZZE123
#2109 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 5:21:44 PM
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Today I have been invited for a Whiskey party. Somebody pliz make alcoblow disappear just for todayPray Pray Pray Pray
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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maka
#2110 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 5:26:53 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
Today I have been invited for a Whiskey party. Somebody pliz make alcoblow disappear just for todayPray Pray Pray Pray

Am wishing that too...
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kysse
#2111 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 8:19:15 PM
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Swenani wrote:




NBO??
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maka
#2112 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 8:28:04 PM
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Now now now...
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#2113 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 8:33:28 PM
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del wrong thread
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jaggernaut
#2114 Posted : Friday, January 31, 2014 9:42:19 PM
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Am enjoying some Bavaria 8.6 Black special beer cans I got at nakumatt at home. Alcoblow shindwe!!! So unless motutho places the alcoblow between my sitting room and bedroom, am safe.
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washiku
#2115 Posted : Friday, February 07, 2014 8:56:44 AM
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For the fans of this day, just make sure you have a designated driver, then take as much.
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Swenani
#2116 Posted : Friday, February 07, 2014 9:04:40 AM
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Drink in your local stagger home safely
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#2117 Posted : Friday, February 07, 2014 9:12:49 AM
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Today, I will enjoy my usual Bacardi wherever I please. Then my Friday night driver will drop me home. Alcoblow and Mututho can go to hell!

BTW, the way they're going about it, I see a senior politician getting nabbed soon...and then we shall see how committed they are to the cause.

Any update on road accidents stats? Really, has there been a drop since alcoblow?
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#2118 Posted : Friday, February 07, 2014 9:20:47 AM
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washiku wrote:
smile @McReggae or @King?

MSD smile smile smile
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Swenani
#2119 Posted : Friday, February 07, 2014 9:22:40 AM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Today, I will enjoy my usual Bacardi wherever I please. Then my Friday night driver will drop me home. Alcoblow and Mututho can go to hell!

BTW, the way they're going about it, I see a senior politician getting nabbed soon...and then we shall see how committed they are to the cause.

Any update on road accidents stats? Really, has there been a drop since alcoblow?

Very few senior politicians drive themselves home
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Swenani
#2120 Posted : Friday, February 07, 2014 9:36:25 AM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:




NBO??


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