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Rollout wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Impunity wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Lolest! wrote:I'm with @impunity on this  It's like you live in a big 'self-confused' house! What if I have 2 or 3 bathroom/Toilet? When one is occupied, the other is free for use...ama? If you ate ngwaci with boiled beans and sh*tted in there how long will it take for the harafu to subside so that mgeni can honorably shower? Wachaneni na mambo ya ku-copy wazungu blindly. SAD: 80% of all the houses/units along Mombasa road from Athi River to South B has this dubious design!  That is why the market for air freshners has gone up. There are even those that are automatic and can sense when someone walks into the bathroom and release a burst of spray. Yea the auto ones are needed on Kenyan streets or bars! imagine how comfortable it would be! I have always heard people say that Kenyans stink. How true is this? It made me have a deodorant 24/7 sometime back when i was mayuu. I have also read on online forums about tourists who complain about the nauseating body odour in our matatus and buses. Some even said they ate some "fish for sale" but the odour was too much.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/25/2011 Posts: 2,103 Location: Nrb
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Impunity wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Lolest! wrote:I'm with @impunity on this It's like you live in a big 'self-confused' house! What if I have 2 or 3 bathroom/Toilet? When one is occupied, the other is free for use...ama? If you ate ngwaci with boiled beans and sh*tted in there how long will it take for the harafu to subside so that mgeni can honorably shower? Wachaneni na mambo ya ku-copy wazungu blindly. SAD: 80% of all the houses/units along Mombasa road from Athi River to South B has this dubious design! @ impunity,well,wazungus do not eat ngwaci or boiled beans, but actually the stuff they eat such as cheese and that canned food smels worse than beans,so wacha posting as though they shell and fart designer fragrances. I am happy
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760
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mawinder wrote:Any wazuan with experience on the modalities of fish eating where the husband and wife live together with the sister in law in a single room? Three some 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Degenerating fast I'm for the open US system. Common bathrooms saves space and costs. Any case how often will you and your wife have to use the facilities together. I'd rather use the space that would have been consumed by the separating wall to include a jacuzzi. Drainage of shower water can flow into the WC @ ground level(not elevated/sitting one). Open kitchen for me encourages conversation. And should motivate mama to join the house-girl in the kitchen.
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/26/2011 Posts: 759
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jaggernaut wrote:Rollout wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Impunity wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Lolest! wrote:I'm with @impunity on this It's like you live in a big 'self-confused' house! What if I have 2 or 3 bathroom/Toilet? When one is occupied, the other is free for use...ama? If you ate ngwaci with boiled beans and sh*tted in there how long will it take for the harafu to subside so that mgeni can honorably shower? Wachaneni na mambo ya ku-copy wazungu blindly. SAD: 80% of all the houses/units along Mombasa road from Athi River to South B has this dubious design! That is why the market for air freshners has gone up. There are even those that are automatic and can sense when someone walks into the bathroom and release a burst of spray. Yea the auto ones are needed on Kenyan streets or bars! imagine how comfortable it would be! I have always heard people say that Kenyans stink. How true is this? It made me have a deodorant 24/7 sometime back when i was mayuu. I have also read on online forums about tourists who complain about the nauseating body odour in our matatus and buses. Some even said they ate some "fish for sale" but the odour was too much. God! Majority of Kenyans stink, people do not invest in deodorants, it's annoying to have a clean dress man with a car and a job and still stink!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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What's your standard,
Choose a design that well fits your family size and personal preferances.
As regrds conjugals,perform during the day when everyone is out,during rain thunder & lightning or when the train is passing.
just a thought.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/25/2011 Posts: 2,103 Location: Nrb
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kysse wrote:What's your standard,
Choose a design that well fits your family size and personal preferances.
As regrds conjugals,perform during the day when everyone is out,during rain thunder & lightning or when the train is passing.
just a thought.
 hahahahaha. This chic is so funny,she just makes me laugh.Thanks @kysee. I am happy
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Welcome Amores,life is never too serious. Rollout wrote:
God! Majority of Kenyans stink, people do not invest in deodorants, it's annoying to have a clean dress man with a car and a job and still stink!
ah ah, deaodorant shouldn't be abused, the answer-lies in personal hygiene matters. Can you spray a skunk? watu waoge @ least twice a day.Infact we need serious campaign on this cz all I see is wash hands,remove jiggers,wash clothes etc etc adverts,I mean when will they cover the whole body? Ok back to house.
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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kysse wrote:What's your standard,
Choose a design that well fits your family size and personal preferances.
As regrds conjugals,perform during the day when everyone is out,during rain thunder & lightning or when the train is passing.
just a thought.
What if I'm not close to a railway line. Na pia hatuna "reli" Kenya. Again, how long does it take a railway to pass? Yaani my landing will be at the behest of other individuals and some other kinds of natural phenomena!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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urstill1 wrote:kysse wrote:What's your standard,
Choose a design that well fits your family size and personal preferances.
As regrds conjugals,perform during the day when everyone is out,during rain thunder & lightning or when the train is passing.
just a thought.
What if I'm not close to a railway line. Na pia hatuna "reli" Kenya. Again, how long does it take a railway to pass? Yaani my landing will be at the behest of other individuals and some other kinds of natural phenomena! Answer: www.makinglovekiberaway.com or wait for thunder,gunshots,neighbours fighting,la sivyo send everyone to the market. Si ni wewe umeita clan kwako.
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