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wanyuru
#41 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 5:17:00 AM
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....you dont even have to walk along moi avenue with a stool. The office alone will do. sometimes you cant even walk to ur boss's office when he calls you....lest you walk with 'tents' in your trousers

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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Kamaa
#42 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 5:30:00 AM
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@ wanyuru

Lolest!

i guess you keep on saying... 'am coming,just a minute...'

BTW is is very challenging thing,imagine uko kwa mat and you want to alight and you have tented in your trousers,what do you do to quell it....

'unafikiria story za mochaa...'

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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kingfisher
#43 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 5:38:00 AM
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aaiiih @wanyuru yawa....now you have give a tent a whole new meaning...

@mlefu...good morning sir,how have you been?

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Njunge
#44 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 5:48:00 AM
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@Wanyuru,

Tents and umbrellas.......There is only one way to beat them.Hit your ankle or knee with a had object and everything collapses.


Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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CLK
#45 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:17:00 AM
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I am going to be kicked out of the office this minute,coz am laughing all to myself,am actually shedding tears..................

@Wanyuru ati tent ? Laughing out loudly!!!!

@Njung'e Umbrella pia ? and the solution to both!!!!! SK rocks why lie
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. ~Author Unknown
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selah
#46 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:35:00 AM
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Turning doesnt mean you are lustful.I enjoy watching any masterpiece that passes my way be It a lady or a Car.Just like I appreciate good music or art .

Its rare in Nairobi to find A masterpiece and if u do take ur time and appriciate it.Its ur right.

Macho hayana pazia.




you can achive all things through Him(Jesus Christ)
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
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Mazy
#47 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 7:54:00 AM
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Tents ...tihihiiihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

you are all a bunch of crazy pple.
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Intelligentsia
#48 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 8:08:00 AM
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@ all,

I have a research problem that I have suddenly embarked on behalf of skerians wapende wasipende and require your iurgent input:

IS THE SIZE OF THE TENT/UMBRELLA DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE SIGHT JUST PASSING BY?




..there's nothing,absolutely nothing really,that I can't do if I put my mind to it.
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Kamaa
#49 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 8:29:00 AM
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@ intel..

ever heard 'the shorter the monkey the longer the tail..'?

jipe jibu...

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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holycow
#50 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2009 8:47:00 AM
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Well,for Christians,Psalms 139:14
'I will praise you; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvelous are your works; and that my soul knows right well'


I call it Optical Nutrition and i never let an opportunity pass me by. As for tents/umbrellas,well,pocketing is the most readily available option.
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