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smano
#11 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:41:00 PM
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@Djinn,made my day..you took the words right out of my mouth. Another example of how all men think alike when it comes to these matters!

smano
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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Noble
#12 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:43:00 PM
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@Njun'ge

And the lady prays,..hii kitu yake ni fupi sana. Saindia ilefuke kiasi ili nienjoy.


Accountants are not boring people. They just get excited about boring things
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Njunge
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:53:00 PM
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Hahahahahahaha.........This is most hilarious......ehe?

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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chemos
#14 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 2:17:00 PM
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wolololo nyinyi wote ni kubaffu sana.... Now what if its somebody elses kachic or wife? will it be baba bariki hii chakula ya wenyewe ambayo nataka kukula....
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nostoppingthis
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 2:55:00 PM
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One can actually spare time to pray for sex? hata 4play may not revert the effects :))

It's been a while since I saw such a hilarious thread 'Composure when the CD burst' :))


Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions
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racheal09
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 2:56:00 PM
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Lord give the strength to rise to the occasion,faith to believe her cries are for real,humility to allow her to be on top,composure for when the CD breaks,and great fortitude for when she shows up after a week and says 'we need to talk'


hahahahaha-habari ndio hio!


kujaribu ndio kupata
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Mali
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 5:36:00 PM
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Players Prayer.... ''forgive us our trespasses'' ... I rest my case!

if the incompetent and the reckless compete,the result is a disaster.. MN
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JkMwatha
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 6:05:00 PM
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hahahaha....... ati '...bariki hii chakula ya wenyewe ambayo nataka kukula.... '

@chemos - hiyo kitu unavuta.... ni kaali...!
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willin2learn
#19 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 6:34:00 PM
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...'na nikiwesa kumaliza hii kazi yote nitasema ni asante'


forewarned is forearmed
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Wakanyugi
#20 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 7:00:00 PM
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You guys are taking this as a joke. But real Kao men pray before sex:

''Ngai nenga vinya....'

Ask the ladies
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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