saidieni..

most skerians are drunk by the time they meet their partner,we wake up in the morning and discover that nothing happened and we 'beg' for it knowing very well there will be strings attached,the only prayer we make at that moment is..please lord..i have two boys i want a girl to make this marriage work amen.
i trust we are all faithful to our partners thus eliminating the quickie with next door buddy,i also trust that we dont buy the red zambia stuff and we are baked enough to buy sixty nine*..the damn pack costs 2k,
sex is food thus i support the part of bless what..not whatever we are about to partake and provide for those who dont have or dont know how to take ..danny the idiot knows what i am talking about

wishes to inform the citizens of Kenya,in the light of your failure to elect a competent President for the past 46 years,and thus failure to govern yourselves,I hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence...

@mlefu diakùranaga mùcadwo na mùcadani,are you a nyerian?i have noticed ch ch




@lyra assuming you haven't seen mlefu 4 translation yet this is it,it happened there was a chic who was fat/big with a black ass,who made mlefu loose his teeth(knocked down by other admirers),this chic alimangiwa carlos club on top of a table hence the ko ko ko (bet it was weak)so mlefu ends by saying he was unable to differentiate the screwer and screwee,

@Karigu,

Sasa mambo gani hii on a Sunday morning???.......I hope you will appear in the confession box.....lol

Old man about town....

@Carygoh,

lol......must be mathengedrome....-:)

Old man about town....

@Mpenzi,
eeerrr......eeeeerrr...eeee.......aaaah...uuuuuhmm......Wacha tuu..!

Old man about town....