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Alco~blow intrigues :-)
Swenani
#11 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 4:41:53 PM
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bkismat wrote:
Swenani wrote:
[quote=simonkabz]Hilarious article...
http://mydeardoris.wordp...4/01/29/alcoblow-sucks/[/quote]

This is a true account of what happened.The brown KDF guy was punching the cops at muthaiga very hard....Its a memorable experience...to some extent i enjoyed it

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So @swenani is deardoris?

Hio deardoris imenikanganya I read "deard" as "clit"
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Buster
#12 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 5:49:17 PM
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"I couldn’t sleep though… The men standing next to me were talking in a language I couldn’t understand… In my head they were saying,”Let me hold him from the front as you take him from the back… The we switch!” I was WIDE AWAKE!"

I have laughed and laughed... why lie, the guy can tell a story. Kumbe I had it good in the Kasarani cells, they are not as bad as this guys description of muthaiga.
jaggernaut
#13 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 5:50:48 PM
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So what happens to your car after you are handcuffed and thrown into the land rover?
Swenani
#14 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 7:31:05 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
So what happens to your car after you are handcuffed and thrown into the land rover?

Its towed to the nearest police station or if you have a friend who is not drunk,s/he can drive it to your hse
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jaggernaut
#15 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 7:37:16 PM
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I understand that the alcoblow shouldn't read above 0.35. So how many tuskers equate to that figure?
Rankaz13
#16 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 7:47:10 PM
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Story two: ” I only took two WHite Caps… I have since switched to juice. Si hats lie ya delmonte in aka bombe bombe!!”

Story three: “Your honour, me just tell me today how many bottles of beer I should drink so that next time I am here, I say you gave me permission!”
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danas10
#17 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:04:59 PM
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ati "tukijikojolea....." and story number 3...wacha tu Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
simonkabz
#18 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:18:11 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
I understand that the alcoblow shouldn't read above 0.35. So how many tuskers equate to that figure?


Less than 2, yaani just 1 beer. Eng Kamaa insisted if you take two or more n you are caught walking towards a car holding keys that can open that car, you are finished!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Njung'e
#19 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:30:45 PM
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EABL should consider bringing back the ol' one litre takeaway tusker.
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harrydre
#20 Posted : Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:30:09 PM
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Great lesson learnt right there. Well GoK has to collect more taxes not bad. It must be a harvest season for taxi guys. if you can drink 5k a night, spare 1k for the taxi and drink 4.
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