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kingfisher
#1 Posted : Sunday, January 19, 2014 3:25:41 PM
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A young married guy lands on a young girl and the gal decides to dig for some gold... so the story is that am carrying your baby... the guys say no way... they end to the gals doctor and the gal tells the doc what to do.... "i am not pregnant, just take cash from that fool you give me my cut"... hii ni kawaida and it happens every other day..

lakini hii ingine ni kali sana.....

a rich old widower finds love from a middle aged gal... they do all the things lovers do and the gal moves in.... after some time the gal tells the old man she is pregnant (fact is she is not).... the old man is very happy and the gal is confused coz she was expecting it to end like the kawaida scenario..... gal consults her peers and she is given advice..... after three months she claims she is having problem with the pregnancy.... mzee is very worried and afraid of losing the baby.... gal takes mzee to her doc and explains what to be done.... mzee is told that some expensive procedure has to be done to save the baby... mzee cries and cries at the reception but pays.... while the gal is tweeting to her friend from the operation room... doctor comes out after a long time and tell mzee the baby is lost... mzee cries more.... both gal and doc are happy.... mzee is very sad.... that is a very true story guys.... how to dig gold from an old geezer!!
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rankaz13
#2 Posted : Sunday, January 19, 2014 6:43:33 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
A young married guy lands on a young girl and the gal decides to dig for some gold... so the story is that am carrying your baby... the guys say no way... they end to the gals doctor and the gal tells the doc what to do.... "i am not pregnant, just take cash from that fool you give me my cut"... hii ni kawaida and it happens every other day..

lakini hii ingine ni kali sana.....

a rich old widower finds love from a middle aged gal... they do all the things lovers do and the gal moves in.... after some time the gal tells the old man she is pregnant (fact is she is not).... the old man is very happy and the gal is confused coz she was expecting it to end like the kawaida scenario..... gal consults her peers and she is given advice..... after three months she claims she is having problem with the pregnancy.... mzee is very worried and afraid of losing the baby.... gal takes mzee to her doc and explains what to be done.... mzee is told that some expensive procedure has to be done to save the baby... mzee cries and cries at the reception but pays.... while the gal is tweeting to her friend from the operation room... doctor comes out after a long time and tell mzee the baby is lost... mzee cries more.... both gal and doc are happy.... mzee is very sad.... that is a very true story guys.... how to dig gold from an old geezer!!


Haiya, eti nini?Sad
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Mukiri
#3 Posted : Sunday, January 19, 2014 11:15:56 PM
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The wages of sin is death. Fornicating/adultery by any other sugar-coated name is just that.

Proverbs 19:21
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Robinhood
#4 Posted : Monday, January 20, 2014 10:09:38 AM
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Are you a victim @fisher? Commiserations are in order!
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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chemos
#5 Posted : Monday, January 20, 2014 12:15:42 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
A young married guy lands on a young girl and the gal decides to dig for some gold... so the story is that am carrying your baby... the guys say no way... they end to the gals doctor and the gal tells the doc what to do.... "i am not pregnant, just take cash from that fool you give me my cut"... hii ni kawaida and it happens every other day..

lakini hii ingine ni kali sana.....

a rich old widower finds love from a middle aged gal... they do all the things lovers do and the gal moves in.... after some time the gal tells the old man she is pregnant (fact is she is not).... the old man is very happy and the gal is confused coz she was expecting it to end like the kawaida scenario..... gal consults her peers and she is given advice..... after three months she claims she is having problem with the pregnancy.... mzee is very worried and afraid of losing the baby.... gal takes mzee to her doc and explains what to be done.... mzee is told that some expensive procedure has to be done to save the baby... mzee cries and cries at the reception but pays.... while the gal is tweeting to her friend from the operation room... doctor comes out after a long time and tell mzee the baby is lost... mzee cries more.... both gal and doc are happy.... mzee is very sad.... that is a very true story guys.... how to dig gold from an old geezer!!




Pray Pray Pray Pray

pole sana Kingfisher..

Wachana na hawa younglings...... tafuta kashosho muishi vizuri....Sad
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Am
#6 Posted : Monday, January 20, 2014 1:23:19 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
The wages of sin is death. Fornicating/adultery by any other sugar-coated name is just that.


How are you @Mukiri. smile smile
Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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McReggae
#7 Posted : Monday, January 20, 2014 3:58:41 PM
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chemos wrote:
kingfisher wrote:
A young married guy lands on a young girl and the gal decides to dig for some gold... so the story is that am carrying your baby... the guys say no way... they end to the gals doctor and the gal tells the doc what to do.... "i am not pregnant, just take cash from that fool you give me my cut"... hii ni kawaida and it happens every other day..

lakini hii ingine ni kali sana.....

a rich old widower finds love from a middle aged gal... they do all the things lovers do and the gal moves in.... after some time the gal tells the old man she is pregnant (fact is she is not).... the old man is very happy and the gal is confused coz she was expecting it to end like the kawaida scenario..... gal consults her peers and she is given advice..... after three months she claims she is having problem with the pregnancy.... mzee is very worried and afraid of losing the baby.... gal takes mzee to her doc and explains what to be done.... mzee is told that some expensive procedure has to be done to save the baby... mzee cries and cries at the reception but pays.... while the gal is tweeting to her friend from the operation room... doctor comes out after a long time and tell mzee the baby is lost... mzee cries more.... both gal and doc are happy.... mzee is very sad.... that is a very true story guys.... how to dig gold from an old geezer!!




Pray Pray Pray Pray

pole sana Kingfisher..

Wachana na hawa younglings...... tafuta kashosho muishi vizuri....Sad


At least I know @Kingfisher cannot as yet be described as na old geezer!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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kingfisher
#8 Posted : Monday, January 20, 2014 5:26:00 PM
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any other such experiences??? someone is still so sad even now after losing what was not there in the first place.. na kama ni mimi ni sawa tuu.....
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Angelica _ann
#9 Posted : Monday, January 20, 2014 6:52:54 PM
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Why to (old) men allow themselves to be done in by these small naive looking girls. Anyway poleni!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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