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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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This is Kenya, it will die a natural death. Let them give each police station or policeman those gadgets. We will drink till death do us part. Ni pesa yao - weka mama hapo katikati! Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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King G wrote:This is Kenya, it will die a natural death. Let them give each police station or policeman those gadgets. We will drink till death do us part. Ni pesa yao - weka mama hapo katikati! When we drink we pay taxes, wakitushika and charge the 100K fine, we are still building the country, hakuna was!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/17/2007 Posts: 1,345
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Ole Lenku wrote:I saw this on maxim magazine 'bar room jokes'. At a local bar each day a specific member of a group was chosen to be the decoy drunk. He would take water or a soda for his day on 'duty'. When it was time to leave, he would stagger out of the bar and look for his car for like 5 mins. Once he had the cops' attention, he would enter the right car and start driving off. The police followed and stopped him, he would take the test and come clean. By then all other genuine drunks get to flee as police concentrate on trying to apprehend the decoy. He he he. Nice one.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done. Whatever some people are smoking while in office, mie sitaki!!!!! I know taking one beer is like not drinking to drunkards.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/17/2007 Posts: 1,345
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Pedes wrote:How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion. There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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Buster wrote:Pedes wrote:How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion. There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!! So you are saying Kularaha and Mcreggae are doomed
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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willin2learn wrote:Buster wrote:Pedes wrote:How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion. There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!! So you are saying Kularaha and Mcreggae are doomed Alcoblow is now a small issue, we learned how to deal with them!!!! We just need adjusment for the 16 units coming next week!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:willin2learn wrote:Buster wrote:Pedes wrote:How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion. There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!! So you are saying Kularaha and Mcreggae are doomed Alcoblow is now a small issue, we learned how to deal with them!!!! We just need adjusment for the 16 units coming next week!!! By the time the units will reach the number of all bars in Nairobi you will have stopped drinking, hopefully. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,924
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Engineer Kamau kaa ngumu! In the next budget, GoK will bring in like 500 units, watch this space. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Angelica _ann wrote:Engineer Kamau kaa ngumu! In the next budget, GoK will bring in like 500 units, watch this space. People just talk about this thing without understanding......the ministry will have to employ people to take care of all these stations....tafakari hayo!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,924
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McReggae wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Engineer Kamau kaa ngumu! In the next budget, GoK will bring in like 500 units, watch this space. People just talk about this thing without understanding......the ministry will have to employ people to take care of all these stations....tafakari hayo!!! Enlighten me brother. Thought this is the work of the police who are aleady there? In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Angelica _ann wrote:McReggae wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Engineer Kamau kaa ngumu! In the next budget, GoK will bring in like 500 units, watch this space. People just talk about this thing without understanding......the ministry will have to employ people to take care of all these stations....tafakari hayo!!! Enlighten me brother. Thought this is the work of the police who are aleady there? Normally, the officers leave their offices and collect policemen only for security purposes and our men in unform aint happy about this, basically in the ministry that arrests the citizens!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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whats the fine for DUI,Have a court case at milimani at 8 If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,924
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Swenani wrote:whats the fine for DUI,Have a court case at milimani at 8 10K In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/25/2009 Posts: 973
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Angelica _ann wrote:Swenani wrote:whats the fine for DUI,Have a court case at milimani at 8 10K Max 100k or imprisoned for a term not exceeding two years or both depending on the judges mood or what???
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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rock wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Swenani wrote:whats the fine for DUI,Have a court case at milimani at 8 10K Max 100k or imprisoned for a term not exceeding two years or both depending on the judges mood or what???  @swenani all the best and hope the judge had a pleasant weekend ama for the next two years The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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These guys were at Sarit roundabout on Sato night causing hell...I need to find me a driver. Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,924
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ZZE123 wrote:rock wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Swenani wrote:whats the fine for DUI,Have a court case at milimani at 8 10K Max 100k or imprisoned for a term not exceeding two years or both depending on the judges mood or what??? @swenani all the best and hope the judge had a pleasant weekend ama for the next two years So far, the fine has been 10k if you appear, admit and be remorseful. Beba watoto na mama na mboch to show the judge your dependants - mitigation! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Angelica _ann wrote:ZZE123 wrote:rock wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Swenani wrote:whats the fine for DUI,Have a court case at milimani at 8 10K Max 100k or imprisoned for a term not exceeding two years or both depending on the judges mood or what??? @swenani all the best and hope the judge had a pleasant weekend ama for the next two years So far, the fine has been 10k if you appear, admit and be remorseful. Beba watoto na mama na mboch to show the judge your dependants - mitigation! The case has been moved to 11.00 am.Our files are still with the registar. One cop told me that the fine last week was 30K.But maybe today he will be lenient coz one of them(Magistrate Kamau charles)is with us If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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McReggae wrote:willin2learn wrote:Buster wrote:Pedes wrote:How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion. There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!! So you are saying Kularaha and Mcreggae are doomed Alcoblow is now a small issue, we learned how to deal with them!!!! We just need adjusment for the 16 units coming next week!!! Please enlighten me on sth @McReggae. Why would you be so passionate on people driving when drunk? You clearly know there are those who take so much alcohol and still get on their driver's seat. Some have died, some are disabled... the govt is trying to protect people from themselves and to protect the sober drivers from the drank ones. So I need to understand your passion on ensuring people continue driving when drank.
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