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Buster
#31 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:13:50 AM
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The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...
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Swenani
#32 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:15:15 AM
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Buster wrote:
The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...


Local bars will have booming business
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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McReggae
#33 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:18:34 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Buster wrote:
The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...


Local bars will have booming business


Soda partakers who like going out and can drive nyale!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#34 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:19:55 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Buster wrote:
The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...


Local bars will have booming business


I think they should instal them in peoples doors so that mzee akirudi home saa tisa usiku anapulizwo hapa an akipitisha ashikwo as long as he was driving into the estate.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Ole Lenku
#35 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:28:48 AM
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I saw this on maxim magazine 'bar room jokes'. At a local bar each day a specific member of a group was chosen to be the decoy drunk. He would take water or a soda for his day on 'duty'. When it was time to leave, he would stagger out of the bar and look for his car for like 5 mins. Once he had the cops' attention, he would enter the right car and start driving off. The police followed and stopped him, he would take the test and come clean. By then all other genuine drunks get to flee as police concentrate on trying to apprehend the decoy.
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jaggernaut
#36 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:29:07 AM
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Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.
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Swenani
#37 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:31:00 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.


What if I take one container of Keg beer? Its still one beer
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Coolio
#38 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:32:31 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.

How many horns of muratina will equal two beers?
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Pedes
#39 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:37:32 AM
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How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion.
If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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McReggae
#40 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:38:06 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.


Whatever some people are smoking while in office, mie sitaki!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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