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Maajabu ya Mji wa Naivasha
Swenani
#1 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 8:56:02 AM
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Donkey and Zebra meat,Samosa za umbwa na paka and now " a dead man" walks out of the mogue.

The person had wrongly been declared dead and he stayed in the mogue for 20 f***ing hrs

http://www.standardmedia...vasha-hospital-mortuary
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Swenani
#2 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 9:00:24 AM
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kysse
#3 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 9:08:07 AM
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Pray I blv lots of people are prematurely declared dead and whisked to the morgue very fast to create bed space.
Drunkards found lying in roadside ditches are not spared the cool morgue lodging facilities either.



McReggae
#4 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 9:17:51 AM
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Anythng wrong with Zebra meat?
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
quicksand
#5 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 9:19:10 AM
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kysse wrote:
Pray I blv lots of people are prematurely declared dead and whisked to the morgue very fast to create bed space.
Drunkards found lying in roadside ditches are not spared the cool morgue lodging facilities either.




Ai ...kwani how hard is it to check the pulse hapo kwa carotid artery on the neck? Or placing a finger or piece of glass under the nostrils?
I wonder if very drunk but but very alive people have had their blood drained Sad Sad Sad
(and would an incompetent mortician even notice??) ..that would be tragic!!
Rankaz13
#6 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 1:37:22 PM
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Naivasha is satan's playground. Si hata gates za hell ziko huko?
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King G
#7 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 1:43:37 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
Naivasha is satan's playground. Si hata gates za hell ziko huko?


True even The SUSPECT chose it!
Thieves
Magigi
#8 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 1:54:50 PM
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quicksand wrote:
kysse wrote:
Pray I blv lots of people are prematurely declared dead and whisked to the morgue very fast to create bed space.
Drunkards found lying in roadside ditches are not spared the cool morgue lodging facilities either.




Ai ...kwani how hard is it to check the pulse hapo kwa carotid artery on the neck? Or placing a finger or piece of glass under the nostrils?
I wonder if very drunk but but very alive people have had their blood drained Sad Sad Sad
(and would an incompetent mortician even notice??) ..that would be tragic!!

...Doctors have no time...And again the guy wanted to die so bad...why go to that extend? Any small sign of death was enough to shove him into the morgue!
Impunity
#9 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 2:01:16 PM
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Magigi wrote:
quicksand wrote:
kysse wrote:
Pray I blv lots of people are prematurely declared dead and whisked to the morgue very fast to create bed space.
Drunkards found lying in roadside ditches are not spared the cool morgue lodging facilities either.




Ai ...kwani how hard is it to check the pulse hapo kwa carotid artery on the neck? Or placing a finger or piece of glass under the nostrils?
I wonder if very drunk but but very alive people have had their blood drained Sad Sad Sad
(and would an incompetent mortician even notice??) ..that would be tragic!!

...Doctors have no time...And again the guy wanted to die so bad...why go to that extend? Any small sign of death was enough to shove him into the morgue!



Extent, bro.

Wachana na influence za fundamendoz.

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McReggae
#10 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 2:30:27 PM
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King G wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
Naivasha is satan's playground. Si hata gates za hell ziko huko?


True even The SUSPECT chose it!


smile
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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